As well look for a needle in a bottle of hay.

A good name lost is seldom regained. When character is gone, all is gone, and one of the richest jewels of life is lost forever.

Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions: We think that we may take judicial notice of the fact that the term "bitch" may imply some feeling of endearment when applied to a female of the canine species but that it is seldom, if ever, so used whe

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.

Fortune and love befriend the bold.

"Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred."

The philosopher's treatment of a question is like the treatment of an illness.

Paradise is exactly like where you are right now ... only much, much better.

Plus ,ca change, plus c'est la m^eme chose. [The more things change, the more they remain the same.]

He that composes himself is wiser than he that composes a book.

The cart has no place where a fifth wheel could be used.

Immature artists imitate, mature artists steal.

We'll be recording at the Paradise Friday night. Live, on the Death label.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

The more the merrier.

Age before beauty; and pearls before swine.

A man's house is his castle.