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"World conquerors sometimes become fools, but fools never become world
conquerors."
 Ambrose
St.
The lawgiver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance. He of all men
should behave as though the law compelled him. But it is the universal
weakness of mankind that what we are given to administer we presently imagine
we own.
 Ambrose Bierce
"Remember, if it's being done correctly, here or abroad, it's ___not the U.S.
Army doing it!"
 Ambrose Bierce
I try to keep an open mind, but not so open that my brains fall out.
 Ambrose Bierce
We tried to close Ohio's borders and ran into a Constitutional problem.
There's a provision in the Constitution that says you can't close your
borders to interstate commerce, and garbage is a form of interstate commerce.
 Ambrose Bierce
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
 Ambrose Bierce
The greatest productive force is human selfishness.
 Ambrose Bierce
Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously; and do not
take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously.
 Bierce
Ambrose
They're giving bank robbing a bad name.
 Bierce
Ambrose
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened
or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I
cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to
go to pieces like this but we all have to  Bierce
Ambrose
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
 Bierce
Ambrose
There are two ways of disliking art. One is to dislike it. The other is
to like it rationally.
 Bierce
Ambrose
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
 Bierce Ambrose
Many a writer seems to think he is never profound except when he can't
understand his own meaning.
 Bierce Ambrose
Power tends to corrupt, absolute power corrupts absolutely.
 Bierce Ambrose
Mike: "The Fourth Dimension is a shambles?"
Bernie: "Nobody ever empties the ashtrays. People are SO inconsiderate."
 Bierce Ambrose
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
 Bierce Ambrose
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