The ripest fruit falls first.

For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.

I'm glad I was not born before tea.

Unknown person(s) stole the American flag from its pole in Etra Park sometime between 3pm Jan 17 and 11:30 am Jan 20. The flag is described as red, white and blue, having 50 stars and was valued at $40.

Just remember, wherever you go, there you are.

Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must be first overcome.

A committee takes root and grows, it flowers, wilts and dies, scattering the seed from which other committees will bloom.

Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.

The 'A' is for content, the 'minus' is for not typing it. Don't ever do this to my eyes again.

"What was the worst thing you've ever done?" "I won't tell you that, but I'll tell you the worst thing that ever happened to me... the most dreadful thing."

Well, you know, no matter where you go, there you are.

The avocation of assessing the failures of better men can be turned into a comfortable livelihood, providing you back it up with a Ph.D.

There are three infallible ways of pleasing an author, and the three form a rising scale of compliment: 1, to tell him you have read one of his books; 2, to tell him you have read all of his books; 3, to ask him to let you read the manuscript of his

O, it is excellent To have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous To use it like a giant.

After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.

The polite thing to do has always been to address people as they wish to be addressed, to treat them in a way they think dignified. But it is equally important to accept and tolerate different standards of courtesy, not expecting everyone else to ad

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.