We are all born mad. Some remain so.

What we need in this country, instead of Daylight Savings Time, which nobody really understands anyway, is a new concept called Weekday Morning Time, whereby at 7 a.m. every weekday we go into a space-launch-style "hold" for two to three hours, durin

You can't run away forever, But there's nothing wrong with getting a good head start.

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.

The lawgiver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance. He of all men should behave as though the law compelled him. But it is the universal weakness of mankind that what we are given to administer we presently imagine we own.

Is uniformity attainable? Millions of innocent men, women, and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined, imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch towards uniformity. What has been the effect of coercio

If while you are in school, there is a shortage of qualified personnel in a particular field, then by the time you graduate with the necessary qualifications, that field's employment market is glutted.

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.

"I am not sure what this is, but an `F' would only dignify it."

L'hazard ne favorise que l'esprit prepare.

Never trust an automatic pistol or a D.A.'s deal.

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.

The lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel post of the warrior-chief Beast, with his barbarian tribe now stacking wood at her nubile feet, when the strong clear voice of the poetic and heroic Handsomas roared, 'Flick your Bic, cr

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.

An office party is not, as is sometimes supposed the Managing Director's chance to kiss the tea-girl. It is the tea-girl's chance to kiss the Managing Director (however bizarre an ambition this may seem to anyone who has seen the Managing Director f

Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.