The meek shall inherit the earth, but *not* its mineral rights.

Rascal, am I? Take THAT!

Never take a resume seriously. Resumes only make money for the people who write the resumes. No resume ever tells an employer how many times a job applicant has had the clap. Why, indeed, would anyone hire a person based on a resume written by a

What makes you think graduate school is supposed to be satisfying?

Would it help if I got out and pushed?

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.