It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure.

Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all... they become lawyers.

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope.

"There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial: both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney would be allowed to talk to the jury for three minutes about little things that annoyed him during the trial."

It's always darkest just before the lights go out.