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"Necessity is the mother of invention" is a silly proverb. "Necessity is the mother of futile dodges" is much nearer the truth.

Garrison William Lloyd


If what they've been doing hasn't solved the problem, tell them to do something else.

Garrison Keillor


There are many of us in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed, for example, that we all get about the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer and the poor get it in the winter.

Keillor Garrison


He who despairs over an event is a coward, but he who holds hopes for the human condition is a fool.

Keillor Garrison


With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end of it. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.

Keillor Garrison





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