Let your conscience be your guide.

[Sir Stafford Cripps] has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

Democracy becomes a government of bullies, tempered by editors.

Murray and Esther, a middle-aged Jewish couple, are touring Chile. Murray just got a new camera and is constantly snapping pictures. One day, without knowing it, he photographs a top-secret military installation. In an instant, armed troops surroun

For the fashion of Minas Tirith was such that it was built on seven levels, each delved into a hill, and about each was set a wall, and in each wall was a gate.

If I had any humility I would be perfect.

The distinction between Freedom and Liberty is not accurately known; naturalists have been unable to find a living specimen of either.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

It is necessary for the welfare of society that genius should be privileged to utter sedition, to blaspheme, to outrage good taste, to corrupt the youthful mind, and generally to scandalize one's uncles.

A hundred years from now it is very likely that [of Twain's works] "The Jumping Frog" alone will be remembered.

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.

Has the great art and mystery of politics no apparent utility? Does it appear to be unqualifiedly ratty, raffish, sordid, obscene and low down, and its salient virtuosi a gang of umitigated scoundrels? Then let us not forget its high capacity to soo

If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

"You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive."

The true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, and not to be mentioned with commoner things. It is chief of the world's luxuries, king by the grace of God over all the fruits of the earth. When one has tasted it, he knows what the angels eat. It wa

Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.

Rembrandt is not to be compared in the painting of character with our extraordinarily gifted English artist, Mr. Rippingille.

How apt the poor are to be proud.

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

The term "fire" brings up visions of violence and mayhem and the ugly scene of shooting employees who make mistakes. We will now refer to this process as "deleting" an employee (much as a file is deleted from a disk). The employee is simply there o

There is a good deal of solemn cant about the common interests of capital and labour. As matters stand, their only common interest is that of cutting each other's throat.

Faith is under the left nipple.

"Elves and Dragons!" I says to him. "Cabbages and potatoes are better for you and me."

If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.

The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, Are of imagination all compact...

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

"Are you police officers?" "No, ma'am. We're musicians."

We have no scorched earth policy. We have a policy of scorched Communists.

Once he had one leg in the White House and the nation trembled under his roars. Now he is a tinpot pope in the Coca-Cola belt and a brother to the forlorn pastors who belabor halfwits in galvanized iron tabernacles behind the railroad yards."

Campus sidewalks never exist as the straightest line between two points.

(1) Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. (2) If your stomach antagonizes you, pacify it with cool thoughts. (3) Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. (4) Go very lightly on the vices, such as carrying on in society, as

Money doesn't talk, it swears.

What!? Me worry?

"I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!"

The pollution's at that awkward stage. Too thick to navigate and too thin to cultivate.

Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.

Already the spirit of our schooling is permeated with the feeling that every subject, every topic, every fact, every professed truth must be submitted to a certain publicity and impartiality. All proffered samples of learning must go to the same ass

No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is a peece of the Continent, a part of the maine; if a Clod bee washed away by the Sea, Europe is the lesse, as well as if a Promontorie were, as well as if a Mannor of thy friends or of thine owne we

It has been said [by Anatole France], "it is not by amusing oneself that one learns," and, in reply: "it is *____only* by amusing oneself that one can learn."

Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through satisfaction.

There is a certain impertinence in allowing oneself to be burned for an opinion.

A yawn is a silent shout.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive!

The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money.

In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Never promise more than you can perform.

Everything is possible. Pass the word.