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God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.
 Ade
George
Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't,
don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
 Bernanos Georges
Let sleeping dogs lie.
 Burns
George
Words have a longer life than deeds.
 Burns
George
True to our past we work with an inherited, observed, and accepted vision of
personal futility, and of the beauty of the world.
 Carlin
George
Chapter 1
The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot
of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
 Chapman
George
The tree in which the sap is stagnant remains fruitless.
 Cohan
George M.
Men freely believe that what they wish to desire.
 Cohan
George M.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
 Eliot
George
For thee the wonder-working earth puts forth sweet flowers.
 Eliot
George
Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?
 George
You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a
kind word alone.
 George F. Baer railroad
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
payments.
 George Kennan
No small art is it to sleep: it is necessary for that purpose to keep
awake all day.
 George Saunder
Small is beautiful.
 George Seldes
Well begun is half done.
 Gillette
George Francis
Plastic... Aluminum... These are the inheritors of the Universe!
Flesh and Blood have had their day... and that day is past!
 Gordon George
Only those who leisurely approach that which the masses are busy about
can be busy about that which the masses take leisurely.
 Jessel
Sir George
Practice yourself what you preach.
 Kaufman
George
God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal.
 Kaufman
George S.
One good turn asketh another.
 McGovern
George
What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.
 Meredith
George
We all live in a state of ambitious poverty.
 Orwell
George
Never have so many understood so little about so much.
 Orwell
George
Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
 Orwell
George
It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.
 Orwell George
Neckties strangle clear thinking.
 Prentice
George D.
What we do not understand we do not possess.
 Rockwell
George Lincoln
I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head.
 Santayana
George
American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees
be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are
educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and
the women's room with Santayana
George
If I could reach, I'd never leave the house.
 Santayana
George
It was the next morning that the armies of Twodor marched east
laden with long lances, sharp swords, and death-dealing hangovers. The
thousands were led by Arrowroot, who sat limply in his sidesaddle,
nursing a whopper. Goodgulf, Gimlet, and the r Santayana
George
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still
be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
 Shaw
George Bernard
Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students
who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize
it in order to protect themselves.
 Shaw
George Bernard
Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.
 Shaw
George Bernard
The Least Successful Equal Pay Advertisement
In 1976 the European Economic Community pointed out to the Irish
Government that it had not yet implemented the agreed sex equality
legislation. The Dublin Government immediately advertised for an equal  Shaw
George Bernard
It's always darkest just before the lights go out.
 Shaw
George Bernard
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.
 Shaw
George Bernard
Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a great
crystal river. Each creature in its own manner clung tightly to the twigs
and rocks of the river bottom, for clinging was their way of life, and
resisting the current what each had Shaw
George Bernard
If a guru falls in the forest with no one to hear him, was he really a
guru at all?
 Shaw
George Bernard
The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor,
to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
 Shaw
George Bernard
Honesty is for the most part less profitable than dishonesty.
 Shaw
George Bernard
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
 Shaw
George Bernard
Never appeal to a man's "better nature." He may not have one.
Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.
 Shaw George Bernard
I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I
don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected
with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,
the food cheaper, and old men Wallace
George
The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because
it isn't here.
 Wallace
George
Save the Whales  Washington
George
It is sweet to let the mind unbend on occasion.
 Will
George
What passes for optimism is most often the effect of an intellectual error.
 Will
George
Look before you leap.
 Winters
George
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Random Quote
Blessed is he who has reached the point of no return and knows it,
for he shall enjoy living.
 Bennett
W.C.
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