An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest.

Beauty is one of the rare things which does not lead to doubt of God.

The life which is unexamined is not worth living.

What we wish, that we readily believe.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.

The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important point to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly important thing to people.

Real wealth can only increase.

A word to the wise is enough.

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

As failures go, attempting to recall the past is like trying to grasp the meaning of existence. Both make one feel like a baby clutching at a basketball: one's palms keep sliding off.

Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must be first overcome.

I BET WHAT HAPPENED was they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then that night, they burned the wheel.

If the ends don't justify the means, then what does?

When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!"

We are governed not by armies and police but by ideas.

In the long run we are all dead.

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

"Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred."

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.

Solipsists of the World... you are already united.

Well, you know, no matter where you go, there you are.

Receiving a million dollars tax free will make you feel better than being flat broke and having a stomach ache.

Like, if I'm not for me, then fer shure, like who will be? And if, y'know, if I'm not like fer anyone else, then hey, I mean, what am I? And if not now, like I dunno, maybe like when? And if not Who, then I dunno, maybe like the Rolling Stones?

The man who runs may fight again.

My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.

Anything that is worth doing has been done frequently. Things hitherto undone should be given, I suspect, a wide berth.

XI: If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off. XII: I

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.

While there's life, there's hope.

Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.

Alas, I am dying beyond my means.

The truth is what is; what should be is a dirty lie.

If you know the answer to a question, don't ask.

When you are at Rome live in the Roman style; when you are elsewhere live as they live elsewhere.

A dead man cannot bite.

"World conquerors sometimes become fools, but fools never become world conquerors."

Better tried by twelve than carried by six.

Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.

I'm glad I was not born before tea.

To generalize is to be an idiot.

To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.

Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped.

God gave man two ears and one tongue so that we listen twice as much as we speak.

Let us not look back in anger or forward in fear, but around us in awareness.

Plastic... Aluminum... These are the inheritors of the Universe! Flesh and Blood have had their day... and that day is past!