There is no ox so dumb as the orthodox.

God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal.

When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!"

The two party system ... is a triumph of the dialectic. It showed that two could be one and one could be two and had probably been fabricated by Hegel for the American market on a subcontract from General Dynamics.

Ninety percent of the time things turn out worse than you thought they would. The other ten percent of the time you had no right to expect that much.

The problem with me is that I am fifty or one hundred years ahead of my time. My speed is very fast. Some ministers have had to drop out of my government because they could not keep up.

Hard reality has a way of cramping your style.