The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

Have you ever stopped to think what it would be like to have a woman President? "I can't deal with the Russians today. Not now. I've got my period."

Fourteen years in the professor dodge has taught me that one can argue ingeniously on behalf of any theory, applied to any piece of literature. This is rarely harmful, because normally no-one reads such essays.

Flame on!

There is no sin but ignorance.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear.

... relaxed in the manner of a man who has no need to put up a front of any kind.

Men freely believe that what they wish to desire.

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

An elderly man stands in line for hours at a Warsaw meat store (meat is severely rationed). When the butcher comes out at the end of the day and announces that there is no meat left, the man flies into a rage. "What is this?" he shouts. "I fought

I don't give a shit what happens. I want you all to stonewall it. Let them plead the Fifth Amendment, cover up, or anything else if it'll save the plan.

[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity: (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a

I have always noticed that whenever a radical takes to Imperialism, he catches it in a very acute form.

The best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.

Carol's head ached as she trailed behind the unsmiling Calibrees along the block of booths. She chirruped at Kennicott, "Let's be wild! Let's ride on the merry-go-round and grab a gold ring!" Kennicott considered it, and mumbled to Calibree, "Thin

Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.

I'm not sure I've even got the brains to be President.

We're constantly being bombarded by insulting and humiliating music, which people are making for you the way they make those Wonder Bread products. Just as food can be bad for your system, music can be bad for your spirtual and emotional feelings. I

I steal.

It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.

Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.

Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time.

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.