Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases.

We seldom repent talking too little, but very often talking too much.

Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances.

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

He liked fishing a little too much, and he believed that work was something a man did when he had to. He had always been able to get along well enough without it, especially for the last couple of years.

No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it.

Tallulah Bankhead barged down the Nile last night as Cleopatra and sank.

Under every stone lurks a politician.

You can never do just one thing.

After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box.

You have all eternity to be cautious in when you're dead.

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

Democracy becomes a government of bullies, tempered by editors.

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

The warning message we sent the Russians was a calculated ambiguity that would be clearly understood.

Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

We should be glad we're living in the time that we are. If any of us had been born into a more enlightened age, I'm sure we would have immediately been taken out and shot.

Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin.

My experience with government is when things are non-controversial, beautifully co-ordinated and all the rest, it must be that not much is going on.

The only promotion rules I can think of are that a sense of shame is to be avoided at all costs and there is never any reason for a hustler to be less cunning than more virtuous men. Oh yes ... whenever you think you've got something really great, a

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

The 'A' is for content, the 'minus' is for not typing it. Don't ever do this to my eyes again.

If a shameless woman expects to be defiled and then dies of her fierce love because you do not consent, will chastity also be homicide?