A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our offense consists in doubting it.

Look before you leap.

I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it. If people are disillusioned by that remark, I can't help it. It's the truth.

The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".

A furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine! [From the fury of the norsemen deliver us, O Lord!]

Think sideways!

You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.

The term "fire" brings up visions of violence and mayhem and the ugly scene of shooting employees who make mistakes. We will now refer to this process as "deleting" an employee (much as a file is deleted from a disk). The employee is simply there o

Just once I would like to persuade the audience not to wear any article of blue denim. If only they could see themselves in a pair of brown corduroys like mine instead of this awful, boring blue denim. I don't enjoy the sky or sea as much as I used

The Worst Jury A murder trial at Manitoba in February 1978 was well advanced, when one juror revealed that he was completely deaf and did not have the remotest clue what was happening. The judge, Mr. Justice Solomon, asked him if he had heard any

When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.

Adde parvum parvo manus acervus erit. [Add little to little and there will be a big pile.]

Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks.

This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force.

Home is where the hurt is.

Men freely believe that what they wish to desire.

I just asked myself... what would John DeLorean do?

The confusion of a staff member is measured by the length of his memos.

When you are at Rome live in the Roman style; when you are elsewhere live as they live elsewhere.

What an author likes to write most is his signature on the back of a cheque.

Perfection is reached, not when there is no longer anything to add, but when there is no longer anything to take away.

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.