Since everything in life is but an experience perfect in being what it is, having nothing to do with good or bad, acceptance or rejection, one may well burst out in laughter.

Three o'clock in the afternoon is always just a little too late or a little too early for anything you want to do.

Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.

If the ends don't justify the means, then what does?

The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

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I've touch'd the highest point of all my greatness; And from that full meridian of my glory I haste now to my setting. I shall fall, Like a bright exhalation in the evening And no man see me more.

One good turn asketh another.

You always introduce the younger person to the older person, using the wording: "Miss Brown, I'd like to introduce you to an older person" (unless her name is not "Miss Brown"). If you do not know a person's age, ask for a driver's license and a ma

I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human.

The Worst Car Hire Service When David Schwartz left university in 1972, he set up Rent-a-wreck as a joke. Being a natural prankster, he acquired a fleet of beat-up shabby, wreckages waiting for the scrap heap in California. He put on a cap and lo

Go away, I'm all right.

The [Ford Foundation] is a large body of money completely surrounded by people who want some.

We were so poor we couldn't afford a watchdog. If we heard a noise at night, we'd bark ourselves.

When in doubt, tell the truth.

Nothing recedes like success.

Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.

I am America's child, a spastic slogging on demented limbs drooling I'll trade my PhD for a telephone voice.

It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.

Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.

Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.

The trouble is, there is an endless supply of White Men, but there has always been a limited number of Human Beings.

Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these.

The USA is so enormous, and so numerous are its schools, colleges and religious seminaries, many devoted to special religious beliefs ranging from the unorthodox to the dotty, that we can hardly wonder at its yielding a more bounteous harvest of gobb