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"Plaese porrf raed."
 Adams
John
I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I
don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected
with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,
the food cheaper, and old men Adams
John Quincy
No is no negative in a woman's mouth.
 Altgeld
John
Housework can kill you if done right.
 Berryman
John
The philosopher's treatment of a question is like the treatment of an illness.
 Bon John Dillinger on
The truth is rarely pure, and never simple.
 Brow John Mason
Lay off the muses, it's a very tough dollar.
 Brow John Mason
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
 Brunner John
Thou hast seen nothing yet.
 Cage
John
"I'm dying," he croaked.
"My experiment was a success," the chemist retorted .
"You can't really train a beagle," he dogmatized.
"That's no beagle, it's a mongrel," she muttered.
"The fire is going out," he bellowed.
"Bad marksmanship," the h Cage
John
It is only the man whose intellect is clouded by his sexual impulse that
could give the name of the fair sex to that undersized, narrow-shouldered,
broad-hipped, and short-legged race.
 Carson
Johnny
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't
they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning
anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five
years we would have the smartest r Carson
Johnny
The most delightful day after the one on which you buy a cottage in
the country is the one on which you resell it.
 Carson
Johnny
Adde parvum parvo manus acervus erit.
[Add little to little and there will be a big pile.]
 Carson
Johnny
There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right
keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself.
 Ch St. John
I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head.
 Cheever
John
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my
teacher was in my class for five years.
 Ciardi
John
Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while
you're being miserable.
 Ciardi
John
It shall be unlawful for any suspicious person to be within the municipality.
 Ciardi
John
Life is like a 10 speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
 Croll
John
In my end is my beginning.
 Dewey John
Watch your mouth, kid, or you'll find yourself floating home.
 Diefenbaker
John
If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads.
 Dillinger
John
An older student came to Otis and said, "I have been to see a
great number of teachers and I have given up a great number of pleasures.
I have fasted, been celibate and stayed awake nights seeking enlightenment.
I have given up everything I was aske Elizabeth John Greenway
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
 Fisher
John
At ebb tide I wrote a line upon the sand, and gave it all my heart and all
my soul. At flood tide I returned to read what I had inscribed and found my
ignorance upon the shore.
 Florio
John
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
 Foreman
John
If you wish to be happy for one hour, get drunk.
If you wish to be happy for three days, get married.
If you wish to be happy for a month, kill your pig and eat it.
If you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish.
 Galbraith
John Kenneth
"World conquerors sometimes become fools, but fools never become world
conquerors."
 Galbraith
John Kenneth
As failures go, attempting to recall the past is like trying to grasp
the meaning of existence. Both make one feel like a baby clutching at
a basketball: one's palms keep sliding off.
 Galbraith
John Kenneth
All is well that ends well.
 Galsworthy
John
Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself activities,
requiring only a few simple tools and a willingness to stick your arm into a
clogged toilet. In fact, you can solve many home plumbing problems, such as
annoying faucet drip, merely by tur Hart
Johnny
There is a good deal of solemn cant about the common interests of capital
and labour. As matters stand, their only common interest is that of cutting
each other's throat.
 Heywood
John
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
 Heywood
John
It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters.
 Heywood
John
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
 Heywood
John
Let's remind ourselves that last year's fresh idea is today's cliche.
 Heywood
John
Odets, where is thy sting?
 Heywood
John
Of all possible committee reactions to any given agenda item, the
reaction that will occur is the one which will liberate the greatest
amount of hot air.
 Heywood
John
If the ends don't justify the means, then what does?
 Heywood
John
The man who runs may fight again.
 Heywood
John
There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish.
 Heywood
John
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
 Heywood
John
Just because you like my stuff doesn't mean I owe you anything.
 Heywood
John
Praise the sea; on shore remain.
 Heywood
John
Innovation is hard to schedule.
 Heywood
John
Another day, another dollar.
 Heywood
John
You're all clear now, kid. Now blow this thing so we can all go home.
 Heywood
John
If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing
of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur
of this life.
 Hinckley
John
So little time, so little to do.
 Irving John
A highly intelligent man should take a primitive woman. Imagine if on top
of everything else, I had a woman who interfered with my work.
 John Ball
If a guru falls in the forest with no one to hear him, was he really a
guru at all?
 John Barrymore
Why be a man when you can be a success?
 John Denver
Rascal, am I? Take THAT!
 John Dewey
Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a
fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.
 John Donne
The more the merrier.
 John Gardner
Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist drivel;
Star Trek can turn your brains to puree of bat guano; and the greatest
science fiction series of all time is Doctor Who! And I'll take you all
on, one-by-one or all in a bunc John Hunt British
The rights and interests of the laboring man will be protected and cared
for not by our labor agitators, but by the Christian men to whom God in his
infinite wisdom has given control of property interests of the country, and
upon the successful manag John Kennedy
If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it
is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.
 John Kenneth Galbraith
A sinking ship gathers no moss.
 John LeCarre
I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie.
 John Lightfoot
While there's life, there's hope.
 John The Dragon to Grendel in
If what they've been doing hasn't solved the problem, tell them to
do something else.
 Johnson
Dave
All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.
 Johnson
Dr.
When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!"
 Johnson
Dr.
Great acts are made up of small deeds.
 Johnson
Lyndon Baines
All hope abandon, ye who enter here!
 Johnson
S.
And tomorrow will be like today, only more so.
 Johnson
Samuel
Home is where the hurt is.
 Johnson
Samuel
I think... I think it's in my basement... Let me go upstairs and check.
 Johnson
Samuel
If a shameless woman expects to be defiled and then dies of her fierce
love because you do not consent, will chastity also be homicide?
 Johnson
Samuel
It has long been noticed that juries are pitiless for robbery and full of
indulgence for infanticide. A question of interest, my dear Sir! The jury
is afraid of being robbed and has passed the age when it could be a victim
of infanticide.
 Johnson
Samuel
The sky is blue so we know where to stop mowing.
 Johnson
Samuel
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed
ideas in the mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.
 Johnson
Samuel
Nothing endures but change.
 Johnson
The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go
to erase it.
 Johnson Lyndon
Ah, but a man's grasp should exceed his reach,
Or what's a heaven for ?
 Johnston
M. M.
To teach is to learn twice.
 Ke John F.
... before I could come to any conclusion it occurred to me that my speech
or my silence, indeed any action of mine, would be a mere futility. What
did it matter what anyone knew or ignored? What did it matter who was
manager? One gets sometimes s Keats
John
Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
 Kennedy
John F.
Immature artists imitate, mature artists steal.
 Kennedy
John F.
The lawgiver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance. He of all men
should behave as though the law compelled him. But it is the universal
weakness of mankind that what we are given to administer we presently imagine
we own.
 Kennedy
John F.
Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
 Kennedy
John F.
Please try to limit the amount of "this room doesn't have any bazingas"
until you are told that those rooms are "punched out." Once punched out,
we have a right to complain about atrocities, missing bazingas, and such.
 Kennedy
John Fitzgerald
Everything takes longer, costs more, and is less useful.
 Kennedy John
If it doesn't smell yet, it's pretty fresh.
 Keynes
John Maynard
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
 Keynes
John Maynard
Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.
 Keynes
John Maynard
I have ways of making money that you know nothing of.
 Lehman John
A good name lost is seldom regained. When character is gone,
all is gone, and one of the richest jewels of life is lost forever.
 Lennon
John
To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.
 Lennon John
"MOKE DAT YIGARETTE"
 Lilly
John
Brahma said: Well, after hearing ten thousand explanations, a fool is no
wiser. But an intelligent man needs only two thousand five hundred.
 Locke
John
Were there no women, men might live like gods.
 Lubbock
John
In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ...
in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent
to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who
have not yet reached their  Lyly
John
The road to Hades is easy to travel.
 Mill
John Stuart
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
 Milton
John
There's nothing worse for your business than extra Santa Clauses
smoking in the men's room.
 Milton
John
Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for
these only gave life, those the art of living well.
 Milton John
Getting into trouble is easy.
 Morley
John Viscount
It's always darkest just before the lights go out.
 O'Hara
John
Just remember, wherever you go, there you are.
 Physicist John von Neumann
With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end of
it. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too
close. Like catching snakes.
 Pollard
John G.
I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.
 Pope John Paul
Truth never comes into the world but like a bastard, to the ignominy
of him that brought her birth.
 Rockefeller
John D.
There are no answers, only cross-references.
 Samuel Johnson
The chief enemy of creativity is "good" sense
 Sinclair
John
Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think
about sex at all... they become lawyers.
 Sloan
John
All phone calls are obscene.
 Steinbeck John
If men are not afraid to die,
it is of no avail to threaten them with death.
If men live in constant fear of dying,
And if breaking the law means a man will be killed,
Who will dare to break the law?
There is always an official executioner.
If Storm
Johnny
Let sleeping dogs lie.
 Swayze
John Cameron
Two can Live as Cheaply as One for Half as Long.
 Updike
John
Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.
 Updike John
Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students
who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize
it in order to protect themselves.
 Whorfin
Lord John
Better tried by twelve than carried by six.
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Ralph Waldo
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