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I just asked myself... what would John DeLorean do?

Adams John

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Adams John Quincy

Watch your mouth, kid, or you'll find yourself floating home.

Altgeld John

Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

Berryman John

Of all possible committee reactions to any given agenda item, the reaction that will occur is the one which will liberate the greatest amount of hot air.

Bon John Dillinger on

A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!

Brow John Mason

Let us never negotiate out of fear, but let us never fear to negotiate.

Brow John Mason

He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.

Brunner John

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Cage John

The polite thing to do has always been to address people as they wish to be addressed, to treat them in a way they think dignified. But it is equally important to accept and tolerate different standards of courtesy, not expecting everyone else to ad

Cage John

Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant.

Carson Johnny

"The State of California has no business subsidizing intellectual curiosity."

Carson Johnny

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.

Carson Johnny

The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

Carson Johnny

"I gained nothing at all from Supreme Enlightenment, and for that very reason it is called Supreme Enlightenment."

Ch St. John

Dustin Farnum: Why, yesterday, I had the audience glued to their seats! Oliver Herford: Wonderful! Wonderful! Clever of you to think of it!

Cheever John

Look ere ye leap.

Ciardi John

I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.

Ciardi John

The two oldest professions in the world have been ruined by amateurs.

Ciardi John

When in doubt, have a man come through the door with a gun in his hand.

Croll John

What good is it if you talk in flowers, and they think in pastry?

Dewey John

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.

Diefenbaker John

If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life.

Dillinger John

Its name is Public Opinion. It is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God.

Elizabeth John Greenway

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

Fisher John

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behaviour.

Florio John

War spares not the brave, but the cowardly.

Foreman John

The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem.

Galbraith John Kenneth

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

Galbraith John Kenneth

Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of government, therefore,

Galbraith John Kenneth

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

Galsworthy John

Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.

Hart Johnny

We should keep the Panama Canal. After all, we stole it fair and square.

Heywood John

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.

Heywood John

Better the prince of some inferior court, Than second, or less, in beatific light.

Heywood John

The only thing that stops God from sending a second Flood is that the first one was useless.

Heywood John

A light wife doth make a heavy husband.

Heywood John

It pays in England to be a revolutionary and a bible-smacker most of one's life and then come round.

Heywood John

Too much is just enough.

Heywood John

The last vestiges of the old Republic have been swept away.

Heywood John

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.

Heywood John

Remark of Dr. Baldwin's concerning upstarts: We don't care to eat toadstools that think they are truffles.

Heywood John

... but as records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge to mankind. The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women were convicted of witch

Heywood John

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Heywood John

In spite of everything, I still believe that people are good at heart.

Heywood John

"Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *___can* you believe?!"

Heywood John

In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he received $20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has not spoken with Roberts for several years. Off the record, God has stated that "If I had w

Heywood John

The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.

Heywood John

How should they answer?

Hinckley John

If Beethoven's Seventh Symphony is not by some means abridged, it will soon fall into disuse.

Irving John

You won't skid if you stay in a rut.

John Ball

[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity: (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a

John Barrymore

"I don't know whether God exists or not, but it makes no difference to me." "It's not like He's passing out free money or anything."

John Denver

The goys have proven the following theorem...

John Dewey

Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all.

John Donne

Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.

John Gardner

There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.

John Hunt British

If there is no wind, row.

John Kennedy

[Nuclear war] ... may not be desirable.

John Kenneth Galbraith

You can't depend on the man who made the mess to clean it up.

John LeCarre

Nasrudin returned to his village from the imperial capital, and the villagers gathered around to hear what had passed. "At this time," said Nasrudin, "I only want to say that the King spoke to me." All the villagers but the stupidest ran off to spr

John Lightfoot

The nearer to the church, the further from God.

John The Dragon to Grendel in

It's very glamorous to raise millions of dollars, until it's time for the venture capitalist to suck your eyeballs out.

Johnson Dave

The future is a race between education and catastrophe.

Johnson Dr.

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.

Johnson Dr.

They use different words for things in America. For instance they say elevator and we say lift. They say drapes and we say curtains. They say president and we say brain damaged git.

Johnson Lyndon Baines

We have art that we do not die of the truth.

Johnson S.

Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.

Johnson Samuel

An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.

Johnson Samuel

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.

Johnson Samuel

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

Johnson Samuel

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

Johnson Samuel

The divinity of Jesus is made a convenient cover for absurdity. Nowhere in the Gospels do we find a precept for Creeds, Confessions, Oaths, Doctrines, and whole carloads of other foolish trumpery that we find in Christianity.

Johnson Samuel

It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.

Johnson Samuel

Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as Mental Anguish. You would sue: * The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions


Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

Johnson Lyndon

Optimism is the content of small men in high places.

Johnston M. M.

There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos.

Ke John F.

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Keats John

Indeed, the first noble truth of Buddhism, usually translated as `all life is suffering,' is more accurately rendered `life is filled with a sense of pervasive unsatisfactoriness.'

Kennedy John F.

If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end.

Kennedy John F.

You never gain something but that you lose something.

Kennedy John F.

"God gives burdens; also shoulders" Jimmy Carter cited this Jewish saying in his concession speech at the end of the 1980 election. At least he said it was a Jewish saying; I can't find it anywhere. I'm sure he's telling the truth though; why wo

Kennedy John F.

"First World" nations are the ones where people drive Japanese cars; "Second World" nations are where First World residents go on vacation; and "Third World" nations are the ones where people still dive out of trees to prove their manhood.

Kennedy John Fitzgerald

Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.

Kennedy John

The world has many unintentionally cruel mechanisms that are not designed for people who walk on their hands.

Keynes John Maynard

Dear Ann Landers: My husband watches the TV preachers every Sunday. He claims one minister said there are 350 different sins. My husband wants to know if you can get the list. He thinks he is missing something.

Keynes John Maynard

We'll be recording at the Paradise Friday night. Live, on the Death label.

Keynes John Maynard

There is perhaps in every thing of any consequence, secret history, which it would be amusing to know, could we have it authentically communicated.

Lehman John

Please try to limit the amount of "this room doesn't have any bazingas" until you are told that those rooms are "punched out." Once punched out, we have a right to complain about atrocities, missing bazingas, and such.

Lennon John

All is well that ends well.

Lennon John

[The French Riviera is] a sunny place for shady people.

Lilly John

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.

Locke John

Knowledge is power.

Lubbock John

A platitude is simply a truth repeated till people get tired of hearing it.

Lyly John

Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.

Mill John Stuart

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

Milton John

Your wig steers the gig.

Milton John

Harp not on that string.

Milton John

The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?"

Morley John Viscount

[The members of the Chamberlain government] are decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, all-powerful for impotency.

O'Hara John

Vote early and vote often.

Physicist John von Neumann

I love treason but hate a traitor.

Pollard John G.

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.

Pope John Paul

Who goeth a-borrowing goeth a-sorrowing.

Rockefeller John D.

In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles. Therefore ... in the Old Silurian Period the Mississippi River was upward of one million three hundred thousand miles long ... se

Samuel Johnson

With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end of it. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.

Sinclair John

When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity: for every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another when your boss is away and you get twice as much done.

Sloan John

We have no scorched earth policy. We have a policy of scorched Communists.

Steinbeck John

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.

Storm Johnny

The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist "Jack."

Swayze John Cameron

The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity. To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task.

Updike John

The cart has no place where a fifth wheel could be used.

Updike John

What!? Me worry?

Whorfin Lord John

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.

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