There is a road to freedom. Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor, Honesty, Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and love of the Fatherland.

Luke, I'm yer father, eh. Come over to the dark side, you hoser.

A woman's a woman until the day she dies, but a man's only a man as long as he can.

It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

Indomitable in retreat; invincible in advance; insufferable in victory.