Gauls! We have nothing to fear; except perhaps that the sky may fall on our heads tomorrow. But as we all know, tomorrow never comes!!

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

How can you prove whether at this moment we are sleeping, and all our thoughts are a dream; or whether we are awake, and talking to one another in the waking state?

A society in which women are taught anything but the management of a family, the care of men, and the creation of the future generation is a society which is on its way out.

Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming.

Never take a resume seriously. Resumes only make money for the people who write the resumes. No resume ever tells an employer how many times a job applicant has had the clap. Why, indeed, would anyone hire a person based on a resume written by a