All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Too much of everything is just enough.

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else doing it wrong, without commenting.

Death is a spirit leaving a body, sort of like a shell leaving the nut behind.

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we would all be millionaires.

All hope abandon, ye who enter here!

It's always darkest just before the lights go out.

It is imperative when flying coach that you restrain any tendency toward the vividly imaginative. For although it may momentarily appear to be the case, it is not at all likely that the cabin is entirely inhabited by crying babies smoking inexpensiv

No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness.

Man is the measure of all things.

And ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.

Catharsis is something I associate with pornography and crossword puzzles.

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble.