Praise the sea; on shore remain.

Well, the handwriting is on the floor.

Nothing endures but change.

The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem.

Nasrudin returned to his village from the imperial capital, and the villagers gathered around to hear what had passed. "At this time," said Nasrudin, "I only want to say that the King spoke to me." All the villagers but the stupidest ran off to spr

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You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.

America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up.

He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him.

Being a miner, as soon as you're too old and tired and sick and stupid to do your job properly, you have to go, where the very opposite applies with the judges.

Who goeth a-borrowing goeth a-sorrowing.

I have ways of making money that you know nothing of.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

One good turn deserves another.

Have you ever stopped to think what it would be like to have a woman President? "I can't deal with the Russians today. Not now. I've got my period."