In defeat, unbeatable; in victory, unbearable.

In the begining, God created the Earth and he said, "Let there be mud." And there was mud. And God said, "Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what we have done." And God created every living creature that now moveth, and

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

Work Hard. Rock Hard. Eat Hard. Sleep Hard. Grow Big. Wear Glasses If You Need 'Em.

I never deny, I never contradict. I sometimes forget.

I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.

The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money.

An atom-blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways.

War is like love, it always finds a way.

Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.

Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession. You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post how it feels about dogs.

Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to exactly the point of most pressure.