People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.

I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.

Out of sight is out of mind.

A kind of Batman of contemporary letters.

A Galileo could no more be elected president of the United States than he could be elected Pope of Rome. Both high posts are reserved for men favored by God with an extraordinary genius for swathing the bitter facts of life in bandages of self-illus

Never promise more than you can perform.

They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom for trying to change the system from within. I'm coming now I'm coming to reward them. First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin. I'm guided by a signal in the heavens. I'm guided by this birthmark

"I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the nominating."

You can bring men from other parts of the world who are sane. And you know what happens? At the very moment they cross those mountains... they go mad. Instantaneously and automatically, at the very moment they cross the mountains into California,

A place for everything and everything in its place.

You buy a judge by weight, like iron in a junk yard. A justice of the peace or a magistrate can be had for a five-dollar bill. In the municipal courts, he will cost you ten. In the circuit or superior courts, he wants fifteen. The state appellate

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

You cannot see the wood for the trees.

Every young man should have a hobby: learning how to handle money is the best one.

When democracy granted democratic methods to us in times of opposition, this was bound to happen in a democratic system. However, we National Socialists never asserted that we represented a democratic point of view, but we have declared openly that