Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

If a shameless woman expects to be defiled and then dies of her fierce love because you do not consent, will chastity also be homicide?

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

Life is the childhood of our immortality.

There are no answers, only cross-references.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Many a writer seems to think he is never profound except when he can't understand his own meaning.

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble.

We all live in a state of ambitious poverty.

All hope abandon, ye who enter here!

Someone did a study of the three most-often-heard phrases in New York City. One is "Hey, taxi." Two is, "What train do I take to get to Bloomingdale's?" And three is, "Don't worry. It's just a flesh wound."

If you aren't rich you should always look useful.

Coincidences are spiritual puns.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.