An actor's a guy who if you ain't talkin' about him, ain't listening.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.

You climb to reach the summit, but once there, discover that all roads lead down.

Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits.

The chief enemy of creativity is "good" sense

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.

Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time.

A diplomat's life consists of three things: protocol, Geritol, and alcohol.

The better part of valor is discretion.

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.

A little bit of rape is good for a man's soul.