Among all savage beasts, none is found so harmful as woman.

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.

Chapter 1 The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

He who fears the unknown may one day flee from his own backside.

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

As failures go, attempting to recall the past is like trying to grasp the meaning of existence. Both make one feel like a baby clutching at a basketball: one's palms keep sliding off.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Real wealth can only increase.

If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

Ignorance is the Mother of Devotion.

To err is human, to repent, divine, to persist, devilish.

Imagine what we can imagine!

Things are not always what they seem.

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.