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You can't run away forever,
But there's nothing wrong with getting a good head start.
 Lao Tsu
Well begun is half done.
 Tsu
Lao
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak
it to?
 Tsu
Lao
Texas is Hell on woman and horses.
 Tsu
Lao
The Worst Jury
A murder trial at Manitoba in February 1978 was well advanced, when
one juror revealed that he was completely deaf and did not have the
remotest clue what was happening.
The judge, Mr. Justice Solomon, asked him if he had heard any
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Lao
My dear People.
My dear Bagginses and Boffins, and my dear Tooks and Brandybucks,
and Grubbs, and Chubbs, and Burrowses, and Hornblowers, and Bolgers,
Bracegirdles, Goodbodies, Brockhouses and Proudfoots. Also my good
Sackville Bagginses that I w Tsu
Lao
Rome was not built in one day.
 Tsu
Lao
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Lao
When I hear a man applauded by the mob I always feel a pang of pity
for him. All he has to do to be hissed is to live long enough.
 Tsu
Lao
Ben, why didn't you tell me?
 Tsu
Lao
The old complaint that mass culture is designed for eleven-year-olds
is of course a shameful canard. The key age has traditionally been
more like fourteen.
 Tsu
Lao
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
 Tsu
Lao
The primary cause of failure in electrical appliances is an expired
warranty. Often, you can get an appliance running again simply by changing
the warranty expiration date with a 15/64-inch felt-tipped marker.
 Tsu
Lao
Another day, another dollar.
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Lao
Rembrandt is not to be compared in the painting of character with our
extraordinarily gifted English artist, Mr. Rippingille.
 Tsu
Lao
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If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.
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