People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war, or before an election.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.

Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of government, therefore,

An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.

Authors (and perhaps columnists) eventually rise to the top of whatever depths they were once able to plumb.

"I can remember when a good politician had to be 75 percent ability and 25 percent actor, but I can well see the day when the reverse could be true."

Please try to limit the amount of "this room doesn't have any bazingas" until you are told that those rooms are "punched out." Once punched out, we have a right to complain about atrocities, missing bazingas, and such.

Why are you doing this to me? Because knowledge is torture, and there must be awareness before there is change.

It is sweet to let the mind unbend on occasion.

The Least Perceptive Literary Critic The most important critic in our field of study is Lord Halifax. A most individual judge of poetry, he once invited Alexander Pope round to give a public reading of his latest poem. Pope, the leading poet of h

Men's skin is different from women's skin. It is usually bigger, and it has more snakes tattooed on it. Also, if you examine a woman's skin very closely, inch by inch, starting at her shapely ankles, then gently tracing the slender curve of her cal

October 12, the Discovery. It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.

Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a great crystal river. Each creature in its own manner clung tightly to the twigs and rocks of the river bottom, for clinging was their way of life, and resisting the current what each had