Perhaps the remembrance of these things will prove a source of future pleasure.

With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to tyrants I will give no quarter.

Those who do things in a noble spirit of self-sacrifice are to be avoided at all costs.

Armenians and Azerbaijanis in Stepanakert, capital of the Nagorno-Karabakh autonomous region, rioted over much needed spelling reform in the Soviet Union.

Two can Live as Cheaply as One for Half as Long.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

"Remember, if it's being done correctly, here or abroad, it's ___not the U.S. Army doing it!"

When in doubt, use brute force.

Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which you can be booked.

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out on the pleasure.

Nothing succeeds like success.

The public is an old woman. Let her maunder and mumble.

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

It is the nature of extreme self-lovers, as they will set an house on fire, and it were but to roast their eggs.

The man-hating woman, like the cold woman, is largely imaginary. She is simply a woman who has done her best to snare a man and has failed.