It is sweet to let the mind unbend on occasion.

"Life is too important to take seriously."

The salary of the chief executive of the large corporation is not a market award for achievement. It is frequently in the nature of a warm personal gesture by the individual to himself.

A good name lost is seldom regained. When character is gone, all is gone, and one of the richest jewels of life is lost forever.

The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money.

If you do not think about the future, you cannot have one.

It has long been noticed that juries are pitiless for robbery and full of indulgence for infanticide. A question of interest, my dear Sir! The jury is afraid of being robbed and has passed the age when it could be a victim of infanticide.

If you want divine justice, die.

The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm.

Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body git high, they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens. Hee-hee.

A priest asked: What is Fate, Master? And the Master answered: It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason for existence. It is that which men in former times had to bear upon their backs. It is that which has caused nations to build bywa

Who dat who say "who dat" when I say "who dat"?

Never have so many understood so little about so much.

Receiving a million dollars tax free will make you feel better than being flat broke and having a stomach ache.

I just got off the phone with Sonny Barger [President of the Hell's Angels]. He wants me to appear as a character witness for him at his murder trial and said he'd be glad to appear as a character witness on my behalf if I ever needed one. Needless