Indeed, the first noble truth of Buddhism, usually translated as `all life is suffering,' is more accurately rendered `life is filled with a sense of pervasive unsatisfactoriness.'

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.

It's not so hard to lift yourself by your bootstraps once you're off the ground.

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the men are strong, the women are pretty, and the children are above-average.

It is up to us to produce better-quality movies.

If I could reach, I'd never leave the house.