XI: If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off. XII: I

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

...He who laughs does not believe in what he laughs at, but neither does he hate it. Therefore, laughing at evil means not preparing oneself to combat it, and laughing at good means denying the power through which good is self-propagating.

To generalize is to be an idiot.

Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.