"I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path."

The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm.

There are people who find it odd to eat four or five Chinese meals in a row; in China, I often remind them, there are a billion or so people who find nothing odd about it.

Why, when no honest man will deny in private that every ultimate problem is wrapped in the profoundest mystery, do honest men proclaim in pulpits that unhesitating certainty is the duty of the most foolish and ignorant? Is it not a spectacle to make

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.