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Who dat who say "who dat" when I say "who dat"?
 Armour
Richard
She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way a midget is
good at being short.
 Bach
Richard
Things are not always what they seem.
 Burton
Sir Richard
Competitive fury is not always anger. It is the true missionary's courage
and zeal in facing the possibility that one's best may not be enough.
 Burton
Sir Richard
To be or not to be.
 Daley Richard
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
 Davisson
Richard
He that teaches himself has a fool for a master.
 Lewis
Richard
For some reason a glaze passes over people's faces when you say
"Canada". Maybe we should invade South Dakota or something.
 Nixon
Richard
This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.
 Nixon
Richard
If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do
have a problem.
 Nixon
Richard
Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.
 Nixon
Richard
In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
 Nixon
Richard
Dear Ann Landers:
My husband watches the TV preachers every Sunday. He claims
one minister said there are 350 different sins. My husband wants to
know if you can get the list. He thinks he is missing something.
 Nixon
Richard
All of us should treasure his Oriental wisdom and his preaching of a
Zen-like detachment, as exemplified by his constant reminder to clerks,
tellers, or others who grew excited by his presence in their banks:
"Just lie down on the floor and keep calm Nixon
Richard
A kind of Batman of contemporary letters.
 Nixon
Richard
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
 Nixon
Richard M.
Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of
those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the
will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of
government, therefore, Nixon
Richard M.
Public use of any portable music system is a virtually guaranteed indicator
of sociopathic tendencies.
 Nixon
Richard M.
Anyone who has had a bull by the tail knows five or six more things
than someone who hasn't.
 Nixon
Richard M.
Darth Vader! Only you would be so bold!
 Nixon Richard
Necessity hath no law.
 Nixon Richard
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it
were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
 Nixon Richard
... why should you waste a single moment of *your* life seeming to be something
you don't want to be? Lord, that's so simple. If you hate your job, quit it.
If your friends are tedious, go out and find new friends. You are queer, you
lucky fool, a Nixon.
Richard
A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I. I
believe everything positively stinks.
 Powers
Richard
As failures go, attempting to recall the past is like trying to grasp
the meaning of existence. Both make one feel like a baby clutching at
a basketball: one's palms keep sliding off.
 Richard
Little
(1) Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood.
(2) If your stomach antagonizes you, pacify it with cool thoughts.
(3) Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.
(4) Go very lightly on the vices, such as carrying on in society, as
 Richard
The great question that has never been answered and which I have not
yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the
feminine soul is: WHAT DOES A WOMAN WANT?
 Richard
Playing an unamplified electric guitar is like strumming on a picnic table.
 Richard Bach
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
 Richard Bach
A copy of the universe is not what is required of art; one of the damned
things is ample.
 Richard Bach
One of my less pleasant chores when I was young was to read the Bible
from one end to the other. Reading the Bible straight through is at
least 70 percent discipline, like learning Latin. But the good parts
are, of course, simply amazing. God is a Richard Bach
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in.
 Richard Henry Dama
A dream will always triumph over reality, once it is given the chance.
 Shelton
Richard
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Wilson
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