The control of the production of wealth is the control of human life itself.

Pereant, inquit, qui ante nos nostra dixerunt. [Confound those who have said our remarks before us.] or [May they perish who have expressed our bright ideas before us.]

The rights and interests of the laboring man will be protected and cared for not by our labor agitators, but by the Christian men to whom God in his infinite wisdom has given control of property interests of the country, and upon the successful manag

Some scholars are like donkeys, they merely carry a lot of books.

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.

The ripest fruit falls first.

For years a secret shame destroyed my peace

"Ubi non accusator, ibi non judex." (Where there is no police, there is no speed limit.)

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ... in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their

The distinction between true and false appears to become increasingly blurred by... the pollution of the language.

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time.

I'm not the person your mother warned you about... her imagination isn't that good.

The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.

A good question is never answered. It is not a bolt to be tightened into place but a seed to be planted and to bear more seed toward the hope of greening the landscape of idea.

The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization.

Law stands mute in the midst of arms.

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *___and* fresher

If people say that here and there someone has been taken away and maltreated, I can only reply: You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs.

"Any news from the President on a successor?" he asked hopefully. "None," Anita replied. "She's having great difficulty finding someone qualified who is willing to accept the post." "Then I stay," said Dr. Fresh. "I'm not good for much, but I c

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

The lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel post of the warrior-chief Beast, with his barbarian tribe now stacking wood at her nubile feet, when the strong clear voice of the poetic and heroic Handsomas roared, 'Flick your Bic, cr

In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness, you send out for it.

It took a while to surface, but it appears that a long-distance credit card may have saved a U.S. Army unit from heavy casualties during the Grenada military rescue/invasion. Major General David Nichols, Air Force ... said the Army unit was in a hous

Something's rotten in the state of Denmark.

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith.

Public use of any portable music system is a virtually guaranteed indicator of sociopathic tendencies.

Men freely believe that what they wish to desire.

A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.

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We should realize that a city is better off with bad laws, so long as they remain fixed, then with good laws that are constantly being altered, that the lack of learning combined with sound common sense is more helpful than the kind of cleverness th

Free Speech Is The Right To Shout 'Theater' In A Crowded Fire.