Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse.

If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one.

Brahma said: Well, after hearing ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser. But an intelligent man needs only two thousand five hundred.

Too much is just enough.

I never cheated an honest man, only rascals. They wanted something for nothing. I gave them nothing for something.

It's easier to take it apart than to put it back together.

Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.

Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.

The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt.

The possession of a book becomes a substitute for reading it.

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.

Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit. [There is no great genius without some touch of madness.]

Its name is Public Opinion. It is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God.

Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must be first overcome.

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes the problems.

A drama critic is a person who surprises a playwright by informing him what he meant.

I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole.

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

The man who has never been flogged has never been taught.

A definition of teaching: casting fake pearls before real swine.

He that composes himself is wiser than he that composes a book.

If a man loses his reverence for any part of life, he will lose his reverence for all of life.

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

What one believes to be true either is true or becomes true.

Men freely believe that what they wish to desire.

"Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As you can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney. Do you have a car or a job? Do you ever

In the plot, people came to the land; the land loved them; they worked and struggled and had lots of children. There was a Frenchman who talked funny and a greenhorn from England who was a fancy-pants but when it came to the crunch he was all courag

Remember that there is an outside world to see and enjoy.

No good deed goes unpunished.

How can you prove whether at this moment we are sleeping, and all our thoughts are a dream; or whether we are awake, and talking to one another in the waking state?

Practice is the best of all instructors.