Let him choose out of my files, his projects to accomplish.

It's easier to take it apart than to put it back together.

I was in accord with the system so long as it permitted me to function effectively.

Thieves respect property; they merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.

An atom-blaster is a good weapon, but it can point both ways.

Water, taken in moderation cannot hurt anybody.

We are not a loved organization, but we are a respected one.

When you are at Rome live in the Roman style; when you are elsewhere live as they live elsewhere.

Bingo, gas station, hamburger with a side order of airplane noise, and you'll be Gary, Indiana.

Remember that there is an outside world to see and enjoy.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

"There is no Father Christmas. It's just a marketing ploy to make low income parents' lives a misery." "... I want you to picture the trusting face of a child, streaked with tears because of what you just said." "I want you to picture the face of

Luke, I'm yer father, eh. Come over to the dark side, you hoser.

I would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word 'fair' in connection with income tax policies.

If I had a formula for bypassing trouble, I would not pass it around. Trouble creates a capacity to handle it. I don't say embrace trouble; that's as bad as treating it as an enemy. But I do say meet it as a friend, for you'll see a lot of it and y

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.

France is a country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.

Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.

Even the clearest and most perfect circumstantial evidence is likely to be at fault, after all, and therefore ought to be received with great caution. Take the case of any pencil, sharpened by any woman; if you have witnesses, you will find she did

A violent man will die a violent death.

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

The smallest worm will turn being trodden on.

We're fantastically incredibly sorry for all these extremely unreasonable things we did. I can only plead that my simple, barely-sentient friend and myself are underprivileged, deprived and also college students.

If you do not think about the future, you cannot have one.

In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.

The 'A' is for content, the 'minus' is for not typing it. Don't ever do this to my eyes again.

It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our offense consists in doubting it.

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today, and it will set the pace tomorrow.

Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant.

Free Speech Is The Right To Shout 'Theater' In A Crowded Fire.

It may be better to be a live jackal than a dead lion, but it is better still to be a live lion. And usually easier.

People of privilege will always risk their complete destruction rather than surrender any material part of their advantage.