Leave no stone unturned.

It's from Casablanca. I've been waiting all my life to use that line.

I am a deeply superficial person.

In success there's a tendency to keep on doing what you were doing.

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas.

Love the sea? I dote upon it

"I have to convince you, or at least snow you ..."

"To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."

Lansdale seized on the idea of using Nixon to build support for the [Vietnamese] elections ... really honest elections, this time. "Oh, sure, honest, yes, that's right," Nixon said, "so long as you win!" With that he winked, drove his elbow into La

Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it!

October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February.

We're constantly being bombarded by insulting and humiliating music, which people are making for you the way they make those Wonder Bread products. Just as food can be bad for your system, music can be bad for your spirtual and emotional feelings. I

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

If a thing's worth having, it's worth cheating for.

Doctors and lawyers must go to school for years and years, often with little sleep and with great sacrifice to their first wives.

Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Millions of sensible people are too high-minded to concede that politics is almost always the choice of the lesser evil. "Tweedledum and Tweedledee," they say. "I will not vote." Having abstained, they are presented with a President who appoints t

I'll defend to the death your right to say that, but I never said I'd listen to it!

Let's do it.

Alas, how love can trifle with itself!

XXI: It's easy to get a loan unless you need it. XXII: If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice. XXIII: Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated. XXIV:

"I'd like to start a new religion. One that doesn't use a dead young man as its logo."

You're either part of the solution or part of the problem.

We are anthill men upon an anthill world.

It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him a sentence to be ever in view, and which should be true and appropriate in all times and situations. They presented him the words: "And this, too, shall pass away."

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

Government spending? I don't know what it's all about. I don't know any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he doesn't know much.

Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet deprecate agitation, are men who want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the roar of its many waters.

Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever skipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious to it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an overdose of flouride as a child

Canada Post doesn't really charge 32 cents for a stamp. It's 2 cents for postage and 30 cents for storage.

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