Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.

I think we're in trouble.

Adde parvum parvo manus acervus erit. [Add little to little and there will be a big pile.]

Who does not trust enough will not be trusted.

Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Various signs in Poland: Right turn toward immediate outside. Go soothingly in the snow, as there lurk the ski demons. Five o'clock tea at all hours. In a men's washroom in Sidney:

There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself.

Now, you might ask, "How do I get one of those complete home tool sets for under $4?" An excellent question. Go to one of those really cheap discount stores where they sell plastic furniture in colors visible from the planet Neptune and where they

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

There's small choice in rotten apples.

I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

There is no cure for birth and death other than to enjoy the interval.

Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks.

Practice is the best of all instructors.

We are not a loved organization, but we are a respected one.

I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole.

Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as Mental Anguish. You would sue: * The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions