What a strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important point to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly important thing to people.

Great acts are made up of small deeds.

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

"It don't matter, Sail, ... Could be worse. The fam'ly might be donatin' the proceeds to the Cath'lic Church, or the Mormons or somethin'. One cult's the same another."

Fast ship? You mean you've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?

"Ubi non accusator, ibi non judex." (Where there is no police, there is no speed limit.)

Nothing endures but change.

Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.

Most general statements are false, including this one.

To lead people, you must follow behind.

Poverty must have its satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

There's nothing to writing. All you do is sit at a typewriter and open a vein.

The time spent on any item of the agenda [of a finance committee] will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.

In the first place, God made idiots; this was for practice; then he made school boards.