So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.

"I'd like to start a new religion. One that doesn't use a dead young man as its logo."

The world is your exercise-book, the pages on which you do your sums. It is not reality, although you can express reality there if you wish. You are also free to write nonsense, or lies, or to tear the pages.

Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.

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We're constantly being bombarded by insulting and humiliating music, which people are making for you the way they make those Wonder Bread products. Just as food can be bad for your system, music can be bad for your spirtual and emotional feelings. I

It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

The public is an old woman. Let her maunder and mumble.

Alas, I am dying beyond my means.

When neither their poverty nor their honor is touched, the majority of men live content.

With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to tyrants I will give no quarter.

A statesman is a politician who's been dead 10 or 15 years.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

The rights and interests of the laboring man will be protected and cared for not by our labor agitators, but by the Christian men to whom God in his infinite wisdom has given control of property interests of the country, and upon the successful manag