Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. My advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

A man's house is his castle.

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in.

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.

Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?

You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it, however.

Goals... Plans... they're fantasies, they're part of a dream world...

Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.

Take the folks at Coca-Cola. For many years, they were content to sit back and make the same old carbonated beverage. It was a good beverage, no question about it; generations of people had grown up drinking it and doing the experiment in sixth gr

Paradise is exactly like where you are right now ... only much, much better.

The fact that it works is immaterial.

"Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred."

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.

To add insult to injury.

Take what you can use and let the rest go by.

God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.