Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.

At ebb tide I wrote a line upon the sand, and gave it all my heart and all my soul. At flood tide I returned to read what I had inscribed and found my ignorance upon the shore.

The day advanced as if to light some work of mine; it was morning, and lo! now it is evening, and nothing memorable is accomplished.

Suffering alone exists, none who suffer; The deed there is, but no doer thereof; Nirvana is, but no one is seeking it; The Path there is, but none who travel it.

How can you prove whether at this moment we are sleeping, and all our thoughts are a dream; or whether we are awake, and talking to one another in the waking state?

(1) Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. (2) If your stomach antagonizes you, pacify it with cool thoughts. (3) Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. (4) Go very lightly on the vices, such as carrying on in society, as

He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know.

A little bit of rape is good for a man's soul.

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

It's not so hard to lift yourself by your bootstraps once you're off the ground.

"The chain which can be yanked is not the eternal chain."

God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.

Money doesn't talk, it swears.

A word to the wise is enough.

Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget.