Only those who leisurely approach that which the masses are busy about can be busy about that which the masses take leisurely.

Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.

It doesn't matter whether you win or lose

I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole.

I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.

Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing.

Like, if I'm not for me, then fer shure, like who will be? And if, y'know, if I'm not like fer anyone else, then hey, I mean, what am I? And if not now, like I dunno, maybe like when? And if not Who, then I dunno, maybe like the Rolling Stones?

I love treason but hate a traitor.

If a shameless woman expects to be defiled and then dies of her fierce love because you do not consent, will chastity also be homicide?

I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head.

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

Reality is bad enough, why should I tell the truth?

The first rule of all intelligent tinkering is to keep all the parts.

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.