Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head.

Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall.

It is only by risking our persons from one hour to another that we live at all. And often enough our faith beforehand in an uncertified result is the only thing that makes the result come true.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

... Our second completely true news item was sent to me by Mr. H. Boyce Connell Jr. of Atlanta, Ga., where he is involved in a law firm. One thing I like about the South is, folks there care about tradition. If somebody gets handed a name like "H.

Plastic... Aluminum... These are the inheritors of the Universe! Flesh and Blood have had their day... and that day is past!

A little bit of rape is good for a man's soul.

Men will fuck mud.

I BET WHAT HAPPENED was they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then that night, they burned the wheel.

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.

"Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred."

"Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong."

Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.

The primary cause of failure in electrical appliances is an expired warranty. Often, you can get an appliance running again simply by changing the warranty expiration date with a 15/64-inch felt-tipped marker.

A commune is where people join together to share their lack of wealth.