It's hard to drive at the limit, but it's harder to know where the limits are.

The price of success in philosophy is triviality.

It is so stupid of modern civilisation to have given up believing in the devil when he is the only explanation of it.

Men of lofty genius when they are doing the least work are most active.

"Necessity is the mother of invention" is a silly proverb. "Necessity is the mother of futile dodges" is much nearer the truth.

Time goes, you say? Ah no! Time stays, *we* go.

You or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes. I would rather it were you. I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare yours, but we take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the company.

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

Work Hard. Rock Hard. Eat Hard. Sleep Hard. Grow Big. Wear Glasses If You Need 'Em.

What one believes to be true either is true or becomes true.

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

A word to the wise is enough.

Nothing endures but change.

What soon grows old? Gratitude.

When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!"