"There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial: both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney would be allowed to talk to the jury for three minutes about little things that annoyed him during the trial."

It is a lesson which all history teaches wise men, to put trust in ideas, and not in circumstances.

When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff.

Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.

All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.

The tree in which the sap is stagnant remains fruitless.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

We're living in a golden age. All you need is gold.

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When eating an elephant take one bite at a time.

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.

To teach is to learn twice.

The more the merrier.

Who does not trust enough will not be trusted.

Being a miner, as soon as you're too old and tired and sick and stupid to do your job properly, you have to go, where the very opposite applies with the judges.

America, I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.