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I went to a Grateful Dead Concert and they played for SEVEN hours. Great song.
 Adams
Samuel
I have a simple philosophy:
Fill what's empty.
Empty what's full.
Scratch where it itches.
 Becke Samuel
What good is it if you talk in flowers, and they think in pastry?
 Beckett
Samuel
Nothing succeeds like success.
 Beckett
Samuel
You first have to decide whether to use the short or the long form. The
short form is what the Internal Revenue Service calls "simplified", which
means it is designed for people who need the help of a Sears tax-preparation
expert to distinguish betwe Beckett
Samuel
If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.
 Butler
Samuel
Mr. Salter's side of the conversation was limited to expressions of assent.
When Lord Copper was right he said "Definitely, Lord Copper"; when he was
wrong, "Up to a point."
"Let me see, what's the name of the place I mean? Capital of Japan?
Yokoh Butler
Samuel
The government [is] extremely fond of amassing great quantities of statistics.
These are raised to the nth degree, the cube roots are extracted, and the
results are arranged into elaborate and impressive displays. What must be
kept ever in mind, how Butler
Samuel
If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
 Butler
Samuel
The sooner you make your first 5000 mistakes, the sooner you will be
able to correct them.
 Butler
Samuel
But if you wish at once to do nothing and to be respectable
nowdays, the best pretext is to be at work on some profound study.
 Butler
Samuel
Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?
 Butler Samuel
Well begun is half done.
 Foote
Samuel
I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice
my wife's brother.
 Goldwyn
Samuel
A highly intelligent man should take a primitive woman. Imagine if on top
of everything else, I had a woman who interfered with my work.
 Goldwyn
Samuel
That Xanthippe's husband should have become so great a philosopher is
remarkable. Amid all the scolding, to be able to think! But he could not
write: that was impossible. Socrates has not left us a single book.
 Goldwyn
Samuel
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest
in students.
 Johnson
Samuel
The faster we go, the rounder we get.
 Johnson
Samuel
Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all.
 Johnson
Samuel
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a
week sometimes to make it up.
 Johnson
Samuel
A good reputation is more valuable than money.
 Johnson
Samuel
And what accomplished villains these old engineers were! What diabolical
ways to sabotage they found! Nikolai Karlovich von Meck, of the People's
Comissariat of Railroads ... would hold forth for hours on end about the
economic problems involved in Johnson
Samuel
It is better to have loved and lost  Johnson
Samuel
"Plaese porrf raed."
 Samuel Beckett
One of my favorite jokes, a telling commentary on Jewish mothers' capacity
to lay on guilt, involves the mother who gave her son two neckties on Chanuka.
The boy hurried into his bedroom, ripped off the tie he was wearing,
put on one of the ties his Samuel Butler
Art is Nature speeded up and God slowed down.
 Samuel Johnson
The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.
 Samuels
Jim
What we do not understand we do not possess.
 Samuels
Jim
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The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
 Twain
Mark
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