"Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him."

Porsche: there simply is no substitute.

The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.

Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow!

Pereant, inquit, qui ante nos nostra dixerunt. [Confound those who have said our remarks before us.] or [May they perish who have expressed our bright ideas before us.]

A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."

The possession of a book becomes a substitute for reading it.

Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions.

There is always something new out of Africa.

The ratio of literacy to illiteracy is a constant, but nowadays the illiterates can read.

"Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work"

The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem.

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

To every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D.

"There is no Father Christmas. It's just a marketing ploy to make low income parents' lives a misery." "... I want you to picture the trusting face of a child, streaked with tears because of what you just said." "I want you to picture the face of

So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of money?

I consider a new device or technology to have been culturally accepted when it has been used to commit a murder.

It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.

Imagine what we can imagine!

Well, we'll really have a party, but we've gotta post a guard outside.

"We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!"

Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

It is something to be able to paint a particular picture, or to carve a statue, and so to make a few objects beautiful; but it is far more glorious to carve and paint the very atmosphere and medium through which we look, which morally we can do. T

If a man loses his reverence for any part of life, he will lose his reverence for all of life.

If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.

The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.

In every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours.