Five bicycles make a volkswagen, seven make a truck.

The Least Perceptive Literary Critic The most important critic in our field of study is Lord Halifax. A most individual judge of poetry, he once invited Alexander Pope round to give a public reading of his latest poem. Pope, the leading poet of h

I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.

A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator.

When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers.

Look ere ye leap.

... but as records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge to mankind. The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women were convicted of witch

Have the courage to take your own thoughts seriously, for they will shape you.

Given a choice between grief and nothing, I'd choose grief.

There seems no plan because it is all plan.

I used to be disgusted, now I find I'm just amused.

Perhaps the remembrance of these things will prove a source of future pleasure.

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

I didn't believe in reincarnation in any of my other lives. I don't see why I should have to believe in it in this one.

The fashion wears out more apparel than the man.

It is only the man whose intellect is clouded by his sexual impulse that could give the name of the fair sex to that undersized, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped, and short-legged race.

Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions: We think that we may take judicial notice of the fact that the term "bitch" may imply some feeling of endearment when applied to a female of the canine species but that it is seldom, if ever, so used whe

Once he had one leg in the White House and the nation trembled under his roars. Now he is a tinpot pope in the Coca-Cola belt and a brother to the forlorn pastors who belabor halfwits in galvanized iron tabernacles behind the railroad yards."

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

There is no comfort without pain; thus we define salvation through suffering.

If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.

An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.

France is a country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.

There is always something new out of Africa.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

A woman who is unfaithful deserves to be shot.