Love the sea? I dote upon it

God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.

"We maintain that the very foundation of our way of life is what we call free enterprise," said Cash McCall, "but when one of our citizens show enough free enterprise to pile up a little of that profit, we do our best to make him feel that he ought t

Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.

You can fool all the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

The Worst Car Hire Service When David Schwartz left university in 1972, he set up Rent-a-wreck as a joke. Being a natural prankster, he acquired a fleet of beat-up shabby, wreckages waiting for the scrap heap in California. He put on a cap and lo

The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul is: WHAT DOES A WOMAN WANT?

The most costly of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

You climb to reach the summit, but once there, discover that all roads lead down.

He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.

If a guru falls in the forest with no one to hear him, was he really a guru at all?

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

He who fears the unknown may one day flee from his own backside.

What we wish, that we readily believe.

To err is human, to repent, divine, to persist, devilish.

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.

The seven deadly sins ... Food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability and children. Nothing can lift those seven milestones from man's neck but money; and the spirit cannot soar until the milestones are lifted.

Life is like a 10 speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

I love treason but hate a traitor.

Coincidences are spiritual puns.

A witty saying proves nothing.

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ... in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their

I consider a new device or technology to have been culturally accepted when it has been used to commit a murder.

Pereant, inquit, qui ante nos nostra dixerunt. [Confound those who have said our remarks before us.] or [May they perish who have expressed our bright ideas before us.]

The sky is blue so we know where to stop mowing.

Go away, I'm all right.