The more the merrier.

Wishing without work is like fishing without bait.

American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room with

Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign.

He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know.

After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled from Heaven. As he passed through the Gates, he paused a moment in thought, and turned to God and said, "A new creature called Man, I hear, is soon to be created." "This is true," He replied.

Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of government, therefore,

If the ends don't justify the means, then what does?

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity: (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a

It is your concern when your neighbor's wall is on fire.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole.

It is better to have loved and lost

The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist "Jack."

The lawgiver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance. He of all men should behave as though the law compelled him. But it is the universal weakness of mankind that what we are given to administer we presently imagine we own.

It's not so hard to lift yourself by your bootstraps once you're off the ground.

The price of success in philosophy is triviality.

It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure.

Man is the measure of all things.

If a man loses his reverence for any part of life, he will lose his reverence for all of life.

Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions: We think that we may take judicial notice of the fact that the term "bitch" may imply some feeling of endearment when applied to a female of the canine species but that it is seldom, if ever, so used whe

Flame on!

Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body git high, they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens. Hee-hee.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive!

By protracting life, we do not deduct one jot from the duration of death.

'Naomi, sex at noon taxes.' I moan. Never odd or even. A man, a plan, a canal, Panama. Madam, I'm Adam. Sit on a potato pan, Otis. Sit on Otis.

Do not seek death; death will find you. But seek the road which makes death a fulfillment.