Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.

Reality is bad enough, why should I tell the truth?

Too much of everything is just enough.

Why are you doing this to me? Because knowledge is torture, and there must be awareness before there is change.

Women are nothing but machines for producing children.

Force has no place where there is need of skill.

If we see the light at the end of the tunnel, it's the light of an oncoming train.

The USA is so enormous, and so numerous are its schools, colleges and religious seminaries, many devoted to special religious beliefs ranging from the unorthodox to the dotty, that we can hardly wonder at its yielding a more bounteous harvest of gobb

Men are superior to women.

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.

He who fears the unknown may one day flee from his own backside.

What excuses stand in your way? How can you eliminate them?

Some people say a front-engine car handles best. Some people say a rear-engine car handles best. I say a rented car handles best.

The seven deadly sins ... Food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability and children. Nothing can lift those seven milestones from man's neck but money; and the spirit cannot soar until the milestones are lifted.

Nice guys finish last.

Catharsis is something I associate with pornography and crossword puzzles.

Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.

Your wig steers the gig.

When in doubt, use brute force.

Life is too short to be taken seriously.

Exxon's 'Universe of Energy' tends to the peculiar rather than the humorous ... After [an incomprehensible film montage about wind and sun and rain and strip mines and] two or three minutes of mechanical confusion, the seats locomote through a short

Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall.

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

Then a man said: Speak to us of Expectations. He then said: If a man does not see or hear the waters of the Jordan, then he should not taste the pomegranate or ply his wares in an open market. If a man would not labour in the salt and rock quarri

Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of government, therefore,

Intellect annuls Fate. So far as a man thinks, he is free.