The trouble is, there is an endless supply of White Men, but there has always been a limited number of Human Beings.

I: The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money. II: If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was. III: There are

"First World" nations are the ones where people drive Japanese cars; "Second World" nations are where First World residents go on vacation; and "Third World" nations are the ones where people still dive out of trees to prove their manhood.

The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important point to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly important thing to people.

There is no act of treachery or mean-ness of which a political party is not capable; for in politics there is no honour.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.

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The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

"California is proud to be the home of the freeway."

Not to laugh, not to lament, not to curse, but to understand.

Many a sober Christian would rather admit that a wafer is God than that God is a cruel and capricious tyrant.

Superstition, idolatry, and hypocrisy have ample wages, but truth goes a-begging.

Go ahead... make my day.

The Soviet pre-eminence in chess can be traced to the average Russian's readiness to brood obsessively over anything, even the arrangement of some pieces of wood. Indeed, the Russians' predisposition for quiet reflection followed by sudden preventi

"You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks."

O, it is excellent To have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous To use it like a giant.

Monterey... is decidedly the pleasantest and most civilized-looking place in California ... [it] is also a great place for cock-fighting, gambling of all sorts, fandangos, and various kinds of amusements and knavery.

To be is to be related.

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures.

The first rule of all intelligent tinkering is to keep all the parts.

Any president should have the right to shoot at least two people a year without explanation.

Indomitable in retreat; invincible in advance; insufferable in victory.

Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them WHAT to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.

Some women should be beaten regularly, like gongs.

The truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it.

Solipsists of the World... you are already united.