That's no moon...

Usually, when a lot of men get together, it's called a war.

Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.

All the waters of the earth are in the armpit of the Great Frog.

Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?

I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly.

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

Two can Live as Cheaply as One for Half as Long.

Confucius say too much.

"One Saturday afternoon, during the campaign to decide whether or not there should be a Coastal Commission, I took a helicopter ride from Los Angeles to San Diego. We passed several state beaches, some crowded and some virtually empty. They had the

Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.

Facts are the enemy of truth.

America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up.

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

It's not a sin not to be Irish, but it is a great shame.

Never take a resume seriously. Resumes only make money for the people who write the resumes. No resume ever tells an employer how many times a job applicant has had the clap. Why, indeed, would anyone hire a person based on a resume written by a

As long as I am mayor of this city [Jersey City, New Jersey] the great industries are secure. We hear about constitutional rights, free speech and the free press. Every time I hear these words I say to myself, "That man is a Red, that man is a Comm

"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?" "Whattaya need?" "Oh, about $500." "Whattaya got for collateral?" "Whattaya need?" "How about an eye?"

Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.

After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box.

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom.

If Beethoven's Seventh Symphony is not by some means abridged, it will soon fall into disuse.

It's easier to take it apart than to put it back together.

For a light heart lives long.

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe him.

Gone With The Wind LITE(tm)

A rolling stone gathers no moss.