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But if you wish at once to do nothing and to be respectable nowdays, the best pretext is to be at work on some profound study.

Mum's the word.

When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff.

Turn the other cheek.

When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers.