You can't have your cake and let your neighbor eat it too.

Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.

Unless hours were cups of sack, and minutes capons, and clocks the tongues of bawds, and dials the signs of leaping houses, and the blessed sun himself a fair, hot wench in flame-colored taffeta, I see no reason why thou shouldst be so superfluous to

Zero Mostel: That's it baby! When you got it, flaunt it! Flaunt it!

Things are not always what they seem.

I was in accord with the system so long as it permitted me to function effectively.