What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusions.

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten.

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths good theatre.

When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."