Whatever is not nailed down is mine. Whatever I can pry up is not nailed down.

You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.

Nothing endures but change.

"There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial: both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney would be allowed to talk to the jury for three minutes about little things that annoyed him during the trial."

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.

Now, you might ask, "How do I get one of those complete home tool sets for under $4?" An excellent question. Go to one of those really cheap discount stores where they sell plastic furniture in colors visible from the planet Neptune and where they