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"There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial:
both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney would be allowed to
talk to the jury for three minutes about little things that annoyed him
during the trial."
 Carlyle
Thomas
In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending
your left leg, it's modern architecture.
 Carlyle
Thomas
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
 Carlyle
Thomas
A committee takes root and grows, it flowers, wilts and dies, scattering the
seed from which other committees will bloom.
 Carlyle
Thomas
All phone calls are obscene.
 Dekker
Thomas
Too much is just enough.
 Dewar
Lord Thomas
Si Dieu n'existait pas, il faudrait l'inventer.
[If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.]
 Dewar
Lord Thomas
Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick
your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as
Mental Anguish. You would sue:
* The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions
 Dewar
Lord Thomas Rober
Beauty is one of the rare things which does not lead to doubt of God.
 Edison
Thomas Alva
When you die, you lose a very important part of your life.
 Jefferson
Thomas
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
 Jefferson
Thomas
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature
replaces it with.
 Jefferson
Thomas
Just as most issues are seldom black or white, so are most good solutions
seldom black or white. Beware of the solution that requires one side to be
totally the loser and the other side to be totally the winner. The reason
there are two sides to be Jefferson
Thomas
When neither their poverty nor their honor is touched, the majority of men
live content.
 Jefferson
Thomas
Charity begins at home.
 Jefferson
Thomas
Heaven and earth were created all together in the same instant, on October
23rd, 4004 B.C. at nine o'clock in the morning.
 Jefferson
Thomas
If a fool persists in his folly he shall become wise.
 Jefferson
Thomas
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
 Jefferson
Thomas
Do not seek death; death will find you. But seek the road which makes death
a fulfillment.
 Jefferson
Thomas
It is convenient that there be gods, and, as it is convenient, let us
believe there are.
 Jones
Thomas
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
 Kempis
Thomas `a
Go to the Scriptures... the joyful promises it contains will be a balsam to
all your troubles.
 Kempis
Thomas `a
Life is the living you do, Death is the living you don't do.
 Kopp
Thomas J.
Free Speech Is The Right To Shout 'Theater' In A Crowded Fire.
 Lewis Thomas
The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The
man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been.
 Macaulay
Thomas
Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else
follows in the same way.
 Martin
Thomas L.
Ever get the feeling that the world's on tape and one of the reels is missing?
 More
Sir Thomas
You get what you pay for.
 Paine
Thomas
If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.
 Paine
Thomas
Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds
sang there except those that sang best.
 Reed
Thomas B.
I think... I think it's in my basement... Let me go upstairs and check.
 Reid Thomas
I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why I have one.
 Szasz
Thomas
The ripest fruit falls first.
 Szasz
Thomas
Dignity is like a flag. It flaps in a storm.
 Thomas
Dylan
There is no proverb that is not true.
 Thomas
Dylan
If you are shooting under 80 you are neglecting your business;
over 80 you are neglecting your golf.
 Thomas
J. Parnell
They will only cause the lower classes to move about needlessly.
 Thomas
Marlo
Under every stone lurks a politician.
 Thomas
Marlo
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. My advice to you is to have
nothing whatever to do with it.
 Thomas
Norman
War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.
 Thomas Carlyle
If you don't strike oil in twenty minutes, stop boring.
 Thomas Dave
If the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust,
this would be a better world.
 Thomas De Quincey
English literature's performing flea.
 Thomas De Quincey
When eating an elephant take one bite at a time.
 Thomas De Quincey
Whom the mad would destroy, first they make Gods.
 Thomas Jefferson
You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a
kind word alone.
 Thomas King
It's not so hard to lift yourself by your bootstraps once you're off the ground.
 Thomas Macaulay
An honest tale speeds best being plainly told.
 Thomas W. Lamont
What one fool can do, another can.
 Tusser
Thomas
In every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours.
 Tusser
Thomas
"I don't know whether God exists or not, but it makes no difference to me."
"It's not like He's passing out free money or anything."
 Wolfe
Thomas
The rights and interests of the laboring man will be protected and cared
for not by our labor agitators, but by the Christian men to whom God in his
infinite wisdom has given control of property interests of the country, and
upon the successful manag Ybarra
Thomas
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Random Quote
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to
see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
 Temple
Shirley
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