Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming.

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths good theatre.

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

Immature artists imitate, mature artists steal.

The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat,

"Nuclear war would really set back cable."

A decade after Vietnam, we still cannot understand why "their" Salvadorans fight better than "our" Salvadorans. It is not a matter of their training or their equipment. It has to do with the quality of the society we are asking them to risk death d

When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money.