Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

"If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far."

To be patriotic, hate all nations but your own; to be religious, all sects but your own; to be moral, all pretenses but your own.

[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity: (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a