Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all.

Would that my hand were as swift as my tongue.

The course of true anything never does run smooth.

An idea is an eye given by God for the seeing of God. Some of these eyes we cannot bear to look out of, we blind them as quickly as possible.

If happiness is in your destiny, you need not be in a hurry.

If you aren't rich you should always look useful.

The optimum committee has no members.