Luke, I'm yer father, eh. Come over to the dark side, you hoser.

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Sign on a cathedral in Spain: It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner if dressed as a man. Above the enterance to a Cairo bar: Unaccompanied ladies not admitted unless with husb

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood?

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

It is either through the influence of narcotic potions, of which all primitive peoples and races speak in hymns, or through the powerful approach of spring, penetrating with joy all of nature, that those Dionysian stirrings arise, which in their int