Everything is possible. Pass the word.

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.

Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

No one born with a mouth and a need is "innocent".

I went into a bar feeling a little depressed, the bartender said, "What'll you have, Bud"? I said," I don't know, surprise me". So he showed me a nude picture of my wife.