You have all eternity to be cautious in when you're dead.

A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator.

No one born with a mouth and a need is "innocent".

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.

Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

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