Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

Moneyliness is next to Godliness.

The fact that it works is immaterial.

Maybe ain't ain't so correct, but I notice that lots of folks who ain't using ain't ain't eatin' well.

The only alliance I would make with the Women's Liberation Movement is in bed.