Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.

The `loner' may be respected, but he is always resented by his colleagues, for he seems to be passing a critical judgment on them, when he may be simply making a limiting statement about himself.

"No job too big; no fee too big!"

Take the folks at Coca-Cola. For many years, they were content to sit back and make the same old carbonated beverage. It was a good beverage, no question about it; generations of people had grown up drinking it and doing the experiment in sixth gr

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

He who despairs over an event is a coward, but he who holds hopes for the human condition is a fool.

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

And tomorrow will be like today, only more so.

Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.

Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body git high, they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens. Hee-hee.

He that teaches himself has a fool for a master.

Here's to women. Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.

Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.

You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are. If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster.

Education and religion are two things not regulated by supply and demand. The less of either the people have, the less they want.

Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to exactly the point of most pressure.

Genius is pain.

The term "fire" brings up visions of violence and mayhem and the ugly scene of shooting employees who make mistakes. We will now refer to this process as "deleting" an employee (much as a file is deleted from a disk). The employee is simply there o