Time goes, you say? Ah no! Time stays, *we* go.

Coincidences are spiritual puns.

The worst is not so long as we can say "This is the worst."

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence that it is not utterly absurd; indeed, in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more often likely to be foolish than sensible.

Briefly stated, the findings are that when presented with an array of data or a sequence of events in which they are instructed to discover an underlying order, subjects show strong tendencies to perceive order and causality in random arrays, to perc

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear lest she should catch a cold on overexposure.

Some people say a front-engine car handles best. Some people say a rear-engine car handles best. I say a rented car handles best.

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.

"She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing, you should hear me play piano.'"

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.

I heard a definition of an intellectual, that I thought was very interesting: a man who takes more words than are necessary to tell more than he knows.

Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind- bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument follows:

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The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum.

Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have.

Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying.

Superstition, idolatry, and hypocrisy have ample wages, but truth goes a-begging.

'Naomi, sex at noon taxes.' I moan. Never odd or even. A man, a plan, a canal, Panama. Madam, I'm Adam. Sit on a potato pan, Otis. Sit on Otis.