I believe that the moment is near when by a procedure of active paranoiac thought, it will be possible to systematize confusion and contribute to the total discrediting of the world of reality.

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Yevtushenko has... an ego that can crack crystal at a distance of twenty feet.

He who writes with no misspelled words has prevented a first suspicion on the limits of his scholarship or, in the social world, of his general education and culture.

It's always darkest just before the lights go out.

Sometimes, too long is too long.

Mundus vult decipi decipiatur ergo.

So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of money?

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post how it feels about dogs.

As failures go, attempting to recall the past is like trying to grasp the meaning of existence. Both make one feel like a baby clutching at a basketball: one's palms keep sliding off.

Sweet April showers do spring May flowers.

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

Academic politics is the most vicious and bitter form of politics, because the stakes are so low.

If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.

To err is human, to repent, divine, to persist, devilish.

Have the courage to take your own thoughts seriously, for they will shape you.

God gave man two ears and one tongue so that we listen twice as much as we speak.

Not all who own a harp are harpers.

Ever get the feeling that the world's on tape and one of the reels is missing?

If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.