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Whatever is not nailed down is mine. Whatever I can pry up is not nailed down.
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Woody
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
 Allen
Woody
"Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no
wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred."
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Woody
I:
The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin
with a silk sow. The same is true of money.
II:
If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would
probably be twice as good as yesterday was.
III:
There are  Allen
Woody
No one born with a mouth and a need is "innocent".
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Woody
It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails,
admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.
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Woody
Never have so many understood so little about so much.
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Woody
All hope abandon, ye who enter here!
 Allen
Woody
"There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial:
both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney would be allowed to
talk to the jury for three minutes about little things that annoyed him
during the trial."
 Allen
Woody
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. My advice to you is to have
nothing whatever to do with it.
 Allen
Woody
God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal.
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Woody
The universe is made of stories, not of atoms.
 Allen
Woody
The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid,
stable business.
 Allen
Woody
Life is like a 10 speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
 Allen
Woody
L'hazard ne favorise que l'esprit prepare.
 Allen Woody
It was the next morning that the armies of Twodor marched east
laden with long lances, sharp swords, and death-dealing hangovers. The
thousands were led by Arrowroot, who sat limply in his sidesaddle,
nursing a whopper. Goodgulf, Gimlet, and the r Allen Woody
We were so poor we couldn't afford a watchdog. If we heard a noise at night,
we'd bark ourselves.
 Allen Woody
One big pile is better than two little piles.
 Woody Allen
The Poems, all three hundred of them, may be summed up in one of their phrases:
"Let our thoughts be correct".
 Woody Allen
Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing.
 Woody Allen
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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we
are not the person involved.
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