Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must be first overcome.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(1) Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. (2) If your stomach antagonizes you, pacify it with cool thoughts. (3) Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. (4) Go very lightly on the vices, such as carrying on in society, as

What does education often do? It makes a straight cut ditch of a free meandering brook.

It doesn't matter whether you win or lose

If we don't survive, we don't do anything else.

A priest asked: What is Fate, Master? And the Master answered: It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason for existence. It is that which men in former times had to bear upon their backs. It is that which has caused nations to build bywa

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.

The faster we go, the rounder we get.

He who fears the unknown may one day flee from his own backside.

He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know.

"Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun."

Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of government, therefore,

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death.

You can never do just one thing.

God helps them that help themselves.

Goals... Plans... they're fantasies, they're part of a dream world...

Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body git high, they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens. Hee-hee.

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

Every man who has reached even his intellectual teens begins to suspect that life is no farce; that it is not genteel comedy even; that it flowers and fructifies on the contrary out of the profoundest tragic depths of the essential death in which its