The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

To have died once is enough.

She often gave herself very good advice (though she very seldom followed it).

You give me space to belong to myself yet without separating me from your own life. May it all turn out to your happiness.

She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way a midget is good at being short.

Genius is pain.

Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.

The Least Successful Defrosting Device The all-time record here is held by Mr. Peter Rowlands of Lancaster whose lips became frozen to his lock in 1979 while blowing warm air on it. "I got down on my knees to breathe into the lock. Somehow my lips

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.

Satire is what closes Saturday night.

Extreme fear can neither fight nor fly.

He didn't run for reelection. "Politics brings you into contact with all the people you'd give anything to avoid," he said. "I'm staying home."

Women are nothing but machines for producing children.

I steal.

Adhere to your own act, and congratulate yourself if you have done something strange and extravagant, and broken the monotony of a decorous age.

Have the courage to take your own thoughts seriously, for they will shape you.

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk.

Rascal, am I? Take THAT!

The Least Successful Collector Betsy Baker played a central role in the history of collecting. She was employed as a servant in the house of John Warburton (1682-1759) who had amassed a fine collection of 58 first edition plays, including most of t