American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room with

In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it's modern architecture.

We are what we pretend to be.

People who develop the habit of thinking of themselves as world citizens are fulfilling the first requirement of sanity in our time.

As to the Adjective: when in doubt, strike it out.

I understand why you're confused. You're thinking too much.

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses.

What we do not understand we do not possess.

Thou hast seen nothing yet.

"The chain which can be yanked is not the eternal chain."

Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous.

I don't see what's wrong with giving Bobby a little experience before he starts to practice law.

Things past redress and now with me past care.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

Sweet April showers do spring May flowers.

A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks.