The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.

No television performance takes as much preparation as an off-the-cuff talk.

I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head.

The lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel post of the warrior-chief Beast, with his barbarian tribe now stacking wood at her nubile feet, when the strong clear voice of the poetic and heroic Handsomas roared, 'Flick your Bic, cr

Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow!

God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.

"... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar."

There is an old time toast which is golden for its beauty. "When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend."

I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie.

The Worst Prison Guards The largest number of convicts ever to escape simultaneously from a maximum security prison is 124. This record is held by Alcoente Prison, near Lisbon in Portugal. During the weeks leading up to the escape in July 1978 th

The government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion.

He who attacks the fundamentals of the American broadcasting industry attacks democracy itself.

Immature poets imitate, mature poets steal.

The horizon of many people is a circle with a radius of zero. They call this their point of view.

I know on which side my bread is buttered.

[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity: (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a