A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should be shot on sight. Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she deserved.

Well, the handwriting is on the floor.

In every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours.

The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul is: WHAT DOES A WOMAN WANT?

Whatever occurs from love is always beyond good and evil.

There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it reluctantly.

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

There is no sin but ignorance.

Well, he thought, since neither Aristotelian Logic nor the disciplines of Science seemed to offer much hope, it's time to go beyond them... Drawing a few deep even breaths, he entered a mental state practiced only by Masters of the Universal Way of

What!? Me worry?

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

Why be a man when you can be a success?

Between 1950 and 1952, a bored weatherman, stationed north of Hudson Bay, left a monument that neither government nor time can eradicate. Using a bulldozer abandoned by the Air Force, he spent two years and great effort pushing boulders into a single

Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time.

In charity there is no excess.

Nothing succeeds like excess.