Art is a jealous mistress.

"Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As you can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney. Do you have a car or a job? Do you ever

Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy.

Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in.

We'll be recording at the Paradise Friday night. Live, on the Death label.

Conscience doth make cowards of us all.

Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all.

I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments. Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it.

In a country where the sole employer is the State, opposition means death by slow starvation. The old principle: Who does not work shall not eat, has been replaced by a new one: Who does not obey shall not eat.

I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine.

"Queensboro president Donald Mannis, charged with receiving bribes in exchange for city contracts, resigned on Tuesday. Mannis feels he must devote more time to impending litigation, some of which might emanate from a recent statement he made compar

It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our offense consists in doubting it.

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

The difference between a misfortune and a calamity? If Gladstone fell into the Thames, it would be a misfortune. But if someone dragged him out again, it would be a calamity.

Moneyliness is next to Godliness.

There is an old time toast which is golden for its beauty. "When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend."