Five bicycles make a volkswagen, seven make a truck.

Remembering is for those who have forgotten.

The true way goes over a rope which is not stretched at any great height but just above the ground. It seems more designed to make people stumble than to be walked upon.

Go away, I'm all right.

Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come when it will come.

According to my best recollection, I don't remember.

One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted.

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stay there, lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again - and that is well; but also she will never

Well, don't worry about it... It's nothing.

In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he received $20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has not spoken with Roberts for several years. Off the record, God has stated that "If I had w

Suffering alone exists, none who suffer; The deed there is, but no doer thereof; Nirvana is, but no one is seeking it; The Path there is, but none who travel it.

Campus sidewalks never exist as the straightest line between two points.

The last vestiges of the old Republic have been swept away.

A platitude is simply a truth repeated till people get tired of hearing it.

Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. By Order of the Author

Ask not for whom the Bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate.