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Some performers on television appear to be horrible people, but when
you finally get to know them in person, they turn out to be even worse.
 Arthur Naiman
Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
 Arthur Naiman
Please try to limit the amount of "this room doesn't have any bazingas"
until you are told that those rooms are "punched out." Once punched out,
we have a right to complain about atrocities, missing bazingas, and such.
 Arthur Naiman
What we need in this country, instead of Daylight Savings Time, which nobody
really understands anyway, is a new concept called Weekday Morning Time,
whereby at 7 a.m. every weekday we go into a space-launch-style "hold" for
two to three hours, durin Naiman
Arthur
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Mandrell: "You know what I think?"
Doctor: "Ah, ah that's a catch question. With a brain your size you
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