Delay not, Caesar. Read it instantly.

The public demands certainties; it must be told definitely and a bit raucously that this is true and that is false. But there are no certainties.

The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money.

To do two things at once is to do neither.

Catholicism has changed tremendously in the recent years. Now when Communion is served there is also a salad bar.

Fast ship? You mean you've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?

The Least Successful Equal Pay Advertisement In 1976 the European Economic Community pointed out to the Irish Government that it had not yet implemented the agreed sex equality legislation. The Dublin Government immediately advertised for an equal

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor its great scholars great men.

When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women. I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now."

So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of money?

What we do not understand we do not possess.

That government is best which governs least.

To be patriotic, hate all nations but your own; to be religious, all sects but your own; to be moral, all pretenses but your own.