They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom for trying to change the system from within. I'm coming now I'm coming to reward them. First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin. I'm guided by a signal in the heavens. I'm guided by this birthmark

To accuse others for one's own misfortunes is a sign of want of education. To accuse oneself shows that one's education has begun. To accuse neither oneself nor others shows that one's education is complete.

A Christian is a man who feels repentance on Sunday for what he did on Saturday and is going to do on Monday.

Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all.

The Crown is full of it!

Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.

"That boy's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver"

There are no accidents whatsoever in the universe.

The perfect friend sees the best in you

Events are not affected, they develop.

I needed the good will of the legislature of four states. I formed the legislative bodies with my own money. I found that it was cheaper that way.

I have nothing but utter contempt for the courts of this land.

Ignorance is the Mother of Devotion.