God is Dead.

"...The name of the song is called 'Haddocks' Eyes'!" "Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?" Alice said, trying to feel interested. "No, you don't understand," the Knight said, looking a little vexed. "That's what the name is called. The nam

The trouble with opportunity is that it always comes disguised as hard work.

I know not how I came into this, shall I call it a dying life or a living death?

For some reason a glaze passes over people's faces when you say "Canada". Maybe we should invade South Dakota or something.

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well.

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.

Walking on water wasn't built in a day.

Since everything in life is but an experience perfect in being what it is, having nothing to do with good or bad, acceptance or rejection, one may well burst out in laughter.

Heaven and earth were created all together in the same instant, on October 23rd, 4004 B.C. at nine o'clock in the morning.

The better part of valor is discretion.