An office party is not, as is sometimes supposed the Managing Director's chance to kiss the tea-girl. It is the tea-girl's chance to kiss the Managing Director (however bizarre an ambition this may seem to anyone who has seen the Managing Director f

In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness, you send out for it.

Reality is just a convenient measure of complexity.

The price of success in philosophy is triviality.

When alerted to an intrusion by tinkling glass or otherwise, 1) Calm yourself 2) Identify the intruder 3) If hostile, kill him. Step number 3 is of particular importance. If you leave the guy alive out of misguided softheartedness, he will repay y

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.

Doctors and lawyers must go to school for years and years, often with little sleep and with great sacrifice to their first wives.

L'hazard ne favorise que l'esprit prepare.

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.

Hollywood is where if you don't have happiness you send out for it.

To add insult to injury.