We are not a loved organization, but we are a respected one.

My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.

The eye is a menace to clear sight, the ear is a menace to subtle hearing, the mind is a menace to wisdom, every organ of the senses is a menace to its own capacity. ... Fuss, the god of the Southern Ocean, and Fret, the god of the Northern Ocean, h

I have never understood this liking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.

"If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far."

Cutting the space budget really restores my faith in humanity. It eliminates dreams, goals, and ideals and lets us get straight to the business of hate, debauchery, and self-annihilation."

She ran the gamut of emotions from 'A' to 'B'.

A light wife doth make a heavy husband.

God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little... The trade unions, under the European system, destroy liberty [...] I do not mean to say that a dollar a day is enough to support a workingman... not enough to support a man and fiv

Art is Nature speeded up and God slowed down.

If you've seen one redwood, you've seen them all.

Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that the nastiest of men, for the nastiest of reasons, will somehow work for the benefit of us all.