Who dat who say "who dat" when I say "who dat"?

Like, if I'm not for me, then fer shure, like who will be? And if, y'know, if I'm not like fer anyone else, then hey, I mean, what am I? And if not now, like I dunno, maybe like when? And if not Who, then I dunno, maybe like the Rolling Stones?

Paradise is exactly like where you are right now ... only much, much better.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

No is no negative in a woman's mouth.

You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.

Love may laugh at locksmiths, but he has a profound respect for money bags.

Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of government, therefore,

It has been said [by Anatole France], "it is not by amusing oneself that one learns," and, in reply: "it is *____only* by amusing oneself that one can learn."

And ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.

Whom the mad would destroy, first they make Gods.

We know next to nothing about virtually everything. It is not necessary to know the origin of the universe; it is necessary to want to know. Civilization depends not on any particular knowledge, but on the disposition to crave knowledge.

British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps.