There has been a little distress selling on the stock exchange.

I was part of that strange race of people aptly described as spending their lives doing things they detest to make money they don't want to buy things they don't need to impress people they dislike.

The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it.

Neckties strangle clear thinking.

When the sun shineth, make hay.

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, scratch where it itches.

Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.

Someday, Weederman, we'll look back on all this and laugh... It will probably be one of those deep, eerie ones that slowly builds to a blood-curdling maniacal scream... but still it will be a laugh.

Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped.

There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it reluctantly.

If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.

If we see the light at the end of the tunnel, it's the light of an oncoming train.

If you live long enough, you'll see that every victory turns into a defeat.