The true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, and not to be mentioned with commoner things. It is chief of the world's luxuries, king by the grace of God over all the fruits of the earth. When one has tasted it, he knows what the angels eat. It wa

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole.

"I understand this is your first dead client," Sabian was saying. The absurdity of the statement made me want to laugh but they don't call me Deadpan Allie and lie.

You roll my log, and I will roll yours.

A snake lurks in the grass.

XXI: It's easy to get a loan unless you need it. XXII: If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice. XXIII: Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated. XXIV:

Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant.

In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he received $20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has not spoken with Roberts for several years. Off the record, God has stated that "If I had w

Go ahead... make my day.

Comparing information and knowledge is like asking whether the fatness of a pig is more or less green than the designated hitter rule."

When in doubt, use brute force.

Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!".