The ideal voice for radio may be defined as showing no substance, no sex, no owner, and a message of importance for every housewife.

He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.

The first rule of all intelligent tinkering is to keep all the parts.

There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the money; the second that you have something to say that you think the world should know; the third is that you can't think what to do with the long winter evenings.

Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a new wearer of clothes.

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

What I tell you three times is true.

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.

How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.

Joe Cool always spends the first two weeks at college sailing his frisbee.

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