... "fire" does not matter, "earth" and "air" and "water" do not matter. "I" do not matter. No word matters. But man forgets reality and remembers words. The more words he remembers, the cleverer do his fellows esteem him. He looks upon the great

I love treason but hate a traitor.

And ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.

Public use of any portable music system is a virtually guaranteed indicator of sociopathic tendencies.

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

As long as there are entrenched social and political distinctions between sexes, races or classes, there will be forms of science whose main function is to rationalize and legitimize these distinctions.

Just because you like my stuff doesn't mean I owe you anything.

He who has the courage to laugh is almost as much a master of the world as he who is ready to die.

Ninety percent of everything is crap.

He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue.

"Necessity is the mother of invention" is a silly proverb. "Necessity is the mother of futile dodges" is much nearer the truth.

In the begining, God created the Earth and he said, "Let there be mud." And there was mud. And God said, "Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what we have done." And God created every living creature that now moveth, and