Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.

To be or not to be.

Tempt not a desperate man.

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.

Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body git high, they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens. Hee-hee.

The pollution's at that awkward stage. Too thick to navigate and too thin to cultivate.

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and old men

He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him.

The rights and interests of the laboring man will be protected and cared for not by our labor agitators, but by the Christian men to whom God in his infinite wisdom has given control of property interests of the country, and upon the successful manag

The trouble with superheros is what to do between phone booths.

I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem.