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In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness, you send out for it.

Ba Dave


We're constantly being bombarded by insulting and humiliating music, which people are making for you the way they make those Wonder Bread products. Just as food can be bad for your system, music can be bad for your spirtual and emotional feelings. I

Barry Dave


My advice to you, my violent friend, is to seek out gold and sit on it.

Barry Dave


The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

Barry Dave


The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey.

Barry Dave


Solipsists of the World... you are already united.

Barry Dave


University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

Barry Dave


"We maintain that the very foundation of our way of life is what we call free enterprise," said Cash McCall, "but when one of our citizens show enough free enterprise to pile up a little of that profit, we do our best to make him feel that he ought t

Barry Dave


There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Barry Dave


The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and a seal.

Barry Dave


"Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As you can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney. Do you have a car or a job? Do you ever

Barry Dave


"There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial: both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney would be allowed to talk to the jury for three minutes about little things that annoyed him during the trial."

Barry Dave


If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

Barry Dave


Don't get mad, get even.

Barry Dave


My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

Barry Dave


Trifles make perfection, and perfection is no trifle.

Barry Dave


Nasrudin returned to his village from the imperial capital, and the villagers gathered around to hear what had passed. "At this time," said Nasrudin, "I only want to say that the King spoke to me." All the villagers but the stupidest ran off to spr

Barry Dave


I: The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money. II: If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was. III: There are

Barry Dave


Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

Barry Dave


Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Sign on a cabin door of a Soviet Black Sea cruise liner: Helpsavering apparata in emergings behold many whistles! Associate the stringing apparata about the bosums and meet behind, flee then t

Barry Dave


Where there is much light there is also much shadow.

Barry Dave


Live fast, die young, and leave a flat patch of fur on the highway!

Barry Dave


There is no proverb that is not true.

Barry Dave


Don't go to bed with no price on your head.

Barry Dave


Facts, apart from their relationships, are like labels on empty bottles.

Barry Dave


There is no doubt that my lawyer is honest. For example, when he filed his income tax return last year, he declared half of his salary as 'unearned income.'

Barry Dave


If there were a school for, say, sheet metal workers, that after three years left its graduates as unprepared for their careers as does law school, it would be closed down in a minute, and no doubt by lawyers.

Barry Dave


The seven deadly sins ... Food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability and children. Nothing can lift those seven milestones from man's neck but money; and the spirit cannot soar until the milestones are lifted.

Barry Dave


The coast was clear.

Barry Dave


A game can by God repent or we'll punish it. That's how they did it in Salem in the seventeenth century, and that's how we'll do it now.

Barry Dave


With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end of it. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.

Barry Dave


I know not how I came into this, shall I call it a dying life or a living death?

Barry Dave


If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.

Barry Dave


Nitwit ideas are for emergencies. You use them when you've got nothing else to try. If they work, they go in the Book. Otherwise you follow the Book, which is largely a collection of nitwit ideas that worked.

Barry Dave


Work is the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Barry Dave


A man's house is his castle.

Barry Dave


A witty saying proves nothing.

Barry Dave


The streets were dark with something more than night.

Barry Dave


If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.

Barry Dave


VII. Certain bodies can pass through solid walls painted to resemble tunnel entrances; others cannot. This trompe l'oeil inconsistency has baffled generations, but at least it is known that whoever paints an entrance on a wall's surface to

Barry Dave


Here's to women. Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.

Barry Dave


"I have to convince you, or at least snow you ..."

Barry Dave


We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and who, content with his life, can retire from the world like a satisfied guest.

Barry Dave


With her body, woman is more sincere than man; but with her mind she lies. And when she lies, she does not believe herself.

Barry Dave


We are what we pretend to be.

Barry Dave


If you are shooting under 80 you are neglecting your business; over 80 you are neglecting your golf.

Barry Dave


A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.

Barry Dave


"...The name of the song is called 'Haddocks' Eyes'!" "Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?" Alice said, trying to feel interested. "No, you don't understand," the Knight said, looking a little vexed. "That's what the name is called. The nam

Barry Dave


Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

Barry Dave


I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in his courtship. I like a state of continual becoming, with a goal in front and not behin

Barry Dave


Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

Dave Barry





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