people quote people free resource of famous quoting - great phrases for simply ideas
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
browsing by author   
 
browsing alphabetically   
 
 

Chapter 1 The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Ba Dave


If happiness is in your destiny, you need not be in a hurry.

Barry Dave


When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff.

Barry Dave


To every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D.

Barry Dave


Charity begins at home.

Barry Dave


As well look for a needle in a bottle of hay.

Barry Dave


Your wig steers the gig.

Barry Dave


Philosophy will clip an angel's wings.

Barry Dave


If a man loses his reverence for any part of life, he will lose his reverence for all of life.

Barry Dave


Catharsis is something I associate with pornography and crossword puzzles.

Barry Dave


A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.

Barry Dave


Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.

Barry Dave


Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.

Barry Dave


The faster I go, the behinder I get.

Barry Dave


I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.

Barry Dave


Kindness is the beginning of cruelty.

Barry Dave


Never tell people how to do things. Tell them WHAT to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.

Barry Dave


Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith.

Barry Dave


Rotten wood cannot be carved.

Barry Dave


It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

Barry Dave


Better late than never.

Barry Dave


Reality is just a convenient measure of complexity.

Barry Dave


Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting.

Barry Dave


Someday, Weederman, we'll look back on all this and laugh... It will probably be one of those deep, eerie ones that slowly builds to a blood-curdling maniacal scream... but still it will be a laugh.

Barry Dave


Non-Determinism is not meant to be reasonable.

Barry Dave


If I had a formula for bypassing trouble, I would not pass it around. Trouble creates a capacity to handle it. I don't say embrace trouble; that's as bad as treating it as an enemy. But I do say meet it as a friend, for you'll see a lot of it and y

Barry Dave


The primary cause of failure in electrical appliances is an expired warranty. Often, you can get an appliance running again simply by changing the warranty expiration date with a 15/64-inch felt-tipped marker.

Barry Dave


Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.

Barry Dave


Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

Barry Dave


Truth never comes into the world but like a bastard, to the ignominy of him that brought her birth.

Barry Dave


In spite of everything, I still believe that people are good at heart.

Barry Dave


The rights and interests of the laboring man will be protected and cared for not by our labor agitators, but by the Christian men to whom God in his infinite wisdom has given control of property interests of the country, and upon the successful manag

Barry Dave


We have lingered long enough on the shores of the Cosmic Ocean.

Barry Dave


Man must shape his tools lest they shape him.

Barry Dave


I don't have any use for bodyguards, but I do have a specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.

Barry Dave


Coincidences are spiritual puns.

Barry Dave


Life is one long struggle in the dark.

Barry Dave


Walking on water wasn't built in a day.

Barry Dave


Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

Barry Dave


The course of true anything never does run smooth.

Barry Dave


You get what you pay for.

Barry Dave


Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget.

Barry Dave


Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit.

Barry Dave


Here's to women. Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.

Barry Dave


The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Barry Dave


If men are not afraid to die, it is of no avail to threaten them with death. If men live in constant fear of dying, And if breaking the law means a man will be killed, Who will dare to break the law? There is always an official executioner. If

Barry Dave


If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem.

Barry Dave


Just remember, wherever you go, there you are.

Barry Dave


The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Barry Dave


Ninety percent of the time things turn out worse than you thought they would. The other ten percent of the time you had no right to expect that much.

Barry Dave


Who does not trust enough will not be trusted.

Dave Barry





Random Quote


Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
Perlis Alan J.

deep thoughts of brillyant genius of human history
Ba Dave
 
 
 
    about this website