A word to the wise is enough.

The Bible says that woman was the last thing God made. Evidently He made her on Saturday night. She reveals his fatigue.

Whatever it is, I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts.

I accept chaos. I am not sure whether it accepts me. I know some people are terrified of the bomb. But then some people are terrified to be seen carrying a modern screen magazine. Experience teaches us that silence terrifies people the most.

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas.

The sooner you make your first 5000 mistakes, the sooner you will be able to correct them.

Mundus vult decipi decipiatur ergo.

How apt the poor are to be proud.

Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Sign on a cabin door of a Soviet Black Sea cruise liner: Helpsavering apparata in emergings behold many whistles! Associate the stringing apparata about the bosums and meet behind, flee then t

Or you or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes. I would rather it were you. I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare yours, but we take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the company.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?

Art is Nature speeded up and God slowed down.

Pauca sed matura. [Few but excellent.]

What good is an obscenity trial except to popularize literature?

There are people who find it odd to eat four or five Chinese meals in a row; in China, I often remind them, there are a billion or so people who find nothing odd about it.

In the long run we are all dead.

We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster. It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.

... before I could come to any conclusion it occurred to me that my speech or my silence, indeed any action of mine, would be a mere futility. What did it matter what anyone knew or ignored? What did it matter who was manager? One gets sometimes s

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

He who writes with no misspelled words has prevented a first suspicion on the limits of his scholarship or, in the social world, of his general education and culture.

All art is but imitation of nature.

Beggars should be no choosers.

Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.

There is a good deal of solemn cant about the common interests of capital and labour. As matters stand, their only common interest is that of cutting each other's throat.

If you wish to be happy for one hour, get drunk. If you wish to be happy for three days, get married. If you wish to be happy for a month, kill your pig and eat it. If you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish.

Real wealth can only increase.

Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

All things that are, are with more spirit chased than enjoyed.

When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity: for every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another when your boss is away and you get twice as much done.

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.

As to the Adjective: when in doubt, strike it out.

Piece of cake!

It is better to live rich than to die rich.

An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

Take what you can use and let the rest go by.

Plus ,ca change, plus c'est la m^eme chose. [The more things change, the more they remain the same.]

"MOKE DAT YIGARETTE"

There is nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.

Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions: We think that we may take judicial notice of the fact that the term "bitch" may imply some feeling of endearment when applied to a female of the canine species but that it is seldom, if ever, so used whe

Maybe ain't ain't so correct, but I notice that lots of folks who ain't using ain't ain't eatin' well.

This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force.

I just asked myself... what would John DeLorean do?

The streets were dark with something more than night.

Adhere to your own act, and congratulate yourself if you have done something strange and extravagant, and broken the monotony of a decorous age.

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I reverently believe that the maker who made us all makes everything in New England, but the weather. I don't know who makes that, but I think it must be raw apprentices in the weather-clerks factory who experiment and learn how, in New England, fo

Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.

Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.

Please try to limit the amount of "this room doesn't have any bazingas" until you are told that those rooms are "punched out." Once punched out, we have a right to complain about atrocities, missing bazingas, and such.