Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way a midget is good at being short.

If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.

Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion. A judge of the Court of Session of Scotland has sent the editors of this book his candidate which reads, "In the Nuts (unground

Government [is] an illusion the governed should not encourage.

Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion. A judge of the Court of Session of Scotland has sent the editors of this book his candidate which reads, "In the Nuts (unground

If I had done everything I'm credited with, I'd be speaking to you from a laboratory jar at Harvard.

Death is a spirit leaving a body, sort of like a shell leaving the nut behind.

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

The primary theme of SoupCon is communication. The acronym "LEO" represents the secondary theme: Law Enforcement Officials The overall theme of SoupCon shall be: Avoiding Communication with Law Enforcement Officials

Ignorance is the Mother of Devotion.

Walk softly and carry a big stick.

Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Various signs in Poland: Right turn toward immediate outside. Go soothingly in the snow, as there lurk the ski demons. Five o'clock tea at all hours. In a men's washroom in Sidney:

We have lingered long enough on the shores of the Cosmic Ocean.

Adhere to your own act, and congratulate yourself if you have done something strange and extravagant, and broken the monotony of a decorous age.

The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been.

They can't stop us... we're on a mission from God!

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.

Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

Who's scruffy-looking?

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.

No Marxist can deny that the interests of socialism are higher than the interests of the right of nations to self-determination.

He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.

Kiss me, Kate, we will be married o' Sunday.

A critic is a bundle of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste.

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Practical politics consists in ignoring facts.

We are governed not by armies and police but by ideas.

Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.

The ratio of literacy to illiteracy is a constant, but nowadays the illiterates can read.

Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.

Small things make base men proud.

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your child discovers that the letters of the alphabet do not leap up out of books and dance around with royal-blue chickens.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

When in doubt, tell the truth.

The eye is a menace to clear sight, the ear is a menace to subtle hearing, the mind is a menace to wisdom, every organ of the senses is a menace to its own capacity. ... Fuss, the god of the Southern Ocean, and Fret, the god of the Northern Ocean, h

Optimism is the content of small men in high places.

Well, he thought, since neither Aristotelian Logic nor the disciplines of Science seemed to offer much hope, it's time to go beyond them... Drawing a few deep even breaths, he entered a mental state practiced only by Masters of the Universal Way of

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life.

"...The name of the song is called 'Haddocks' Eyes'!" "Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?" Alice said, trying to feel interested. "No, you don't understand," the Knight said, looking a little vexed. "That's what the name is called. The nam

A "No" uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a "Yes" merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble.

Hark ye, Clinker, you are a most notorious offender. You stand convicted of sickness, hunger, wretchedness, and want.

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

No man's ambition has a right to stand in the way of performing a simple act of justice.

Diplomacy is the art of letting the other party have things your way.

We were so poor we couldn't afford a watchdog. If we heard a noise at night, we'd bark ourselves.

If I had a plantation in Georgia and a home in Hell, I'd sell the plantation and go home.