It shall be unlawful for any suspicious person to be within the municipality.

The faster I go, the behinder I get.

... Our second completely true news item was sent to me by Mr. H. Boyce Connell Jr. of Atlanta, Ga., where he is involved in a law firm. One thing I like about the South is, folks there care about tradition. If somebody gets handed a name like "H.

Many a long dispute between divines may thus be abridged: It is so. It is not so. It is so. It is not so.

How can you prove whether at this moment we are sleeping, and all our thoughts are a dream; or whether we are awake, and talking to one another in the waking state?

When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money.

The philosopher's treatment of a question is like the treatment of an illness.

One of my favorite jokes, a telling commentary on Jewish mothers' capacity to lay on guilt, involves the mother who gave her son two neckties on Chanuka. The boy hurried into his bedroom, ripped off the tie he was wearing, put on one of the ties his

Men will fuck mud.