If I made peace with Russia today, I'd only attack her again tomorrow. I just couldn't help myself.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

WE'RE GOING TO THROW THE MX AWAY AFTER WE BUILD IT. The MX is really [Don't tell anybody!] just a "bargaining chip" in the nuclear-arms- reduction talks with the Russians. See, we have a problem with the Russians. They look at our leaders and they

In America, any boy may become president and I suppose that's just one of the risks he takes.

The Least Successful Police Dogs America has a very strong candidate in "La Dur", a fearsome looking schnauzer hound, who was retired from the Orlando police force in Florida in 1978. He consistently refused to do anything which might ruffle or of

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.