There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.

A man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road.

There's no such thing as an original sin.

The most common given name in the world is Mohammad; the most common family name in the world is Chang. Can you imagine the enormous number of people in the world named Mohammad Chang?

The control of the production of wealth is the control of human life itself.

You can fool all the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

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