Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.

The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell.

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Everything is possible. Pass the word.

"You boys lookin' for trouble?" "Sure. Whaddya got?"

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses.

Eighteen goddess-like daughters are not equal to one son with a hump.

It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse-races.