If a thing's worth having, it's worth cheating for.

We all declare for liberty, but in using the same word we do not all mean the same thing.

"If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far."

A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.

There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless. Observe the ass, for instance: his character is about perfect, he is the choicest spirit among all the humbler animals, yet see what rid

To every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D.

If I had a formula for bypassing trouble, I would not pass it around. Trouble creates a capacity to handle it. I don't say embrace trouble; that's as bad as treating it as an enemy. But I do say meet it as a friend, for you'll see a lot of it and y

Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.