Do not seek death; death will find you. But seek the road which makes death a fulfillment.

"I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!"

"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school.

Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers. One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She

Three o'clock in the afternoon is always just a little too late or a little too early for anything you want to do.

The notes blatted skyward as they rose over the Canada geese, feathered rumps mooning the day, webbed appendages frantically pedaling unseen bicycles in their search for sustenance, driven by cruel Nature's maxim, 'Ya wanna eat, ya gotta work,' and a

[Maturity consists in the discovery that] there comes a critical moment where everything is reversed, after which the point becomes to understand more and more that there is something which cannot be understood.

I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole.