There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil.

Whenever anyone says, "theoretically," they really mean, "not really."

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.

The Least Successful Equal Pay Advertisement In 1976 the European Economic Community pointed out to the Irish Government that it had not yet implemented the agreed sex equality legislation. The Dublin Government immediately advertised for an equal

When eating an elephant take one bite at a time.

What you don't know won't help you much either.

According to my best recollection, I don't remember.

If I love you, what business is it of yours?

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.

HR 3128. Omnibus Budget Reconciliation, Fiscal 1986. Martin, R-Ill., motion that the House recede from its disagreement to the Senate amendment making changes in the bill to reduce fiscal 1986 deficits. The Senate amendment was an amendment to the

Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.

Tallulah Bankhead barged down the Nile last night as Cleopatra and sank.

Brahma said: Well, after hearing ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser. But an intelligent man needs only two thousand five hundred.

The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Cheque Enclosed."

Wishing without work is like fishing without bait.

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.

I have ways of making money that you know nothing of.

... why should you waste a single moment of *your* life seeming to be something you don't want to be? Lord, that's so simple. If you hate your job, quit it. If your friends are tedious, go out and find new friends. You are queer, you lucky fool, a

"You would do well not to imagine profundity," he said. "Anything that seems of momentous occasion should be dwelt upon as though it were of slight note. Conversely, trivialities must be attended to with the greatest of care. Because death is moment

How can you prove whether at this moment we are sleeping, and all our thoughts are a dream; or whether we are awake, and talking to one another in the waking state?

... before I could come to any conclusion it occurred to me that my speech or my silence, indeed any action of mine, would be a mere futility. What did it matter what anyone knew or ignored? What did it matter who was manager? One gets sometimes s

Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for even the greatest fool may ask more the the wisest man can answer.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

"Do you think there's a God?" "Well, ____SOMEbody's out to get me!"

If a guru falls in the forest with no one to hear him, was he really a guru at all?

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.

Perhaps the remembrance of these things will prove a source of future pleasure.

Think sideways!

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

"You boys lookin' for trouble?" "Sure. Whaddya got?"

Some scholars are like donkeys, they merely carry a lot of books.

At ebb tide I wrote a line upon the sand, and gave it all my heart and all my soul. At flood tide I returned to read what I had inscribed and found my ignorance upon the shore.

We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and who, content with his life, can retire from the world like a satisfied guest.

The first requisite for immortality is death.

Piece of cake!

Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.

Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in high spirits.

You can't run away forever, But there's nothing wrong with getting a good head start.

"The chain which can be yanked is not the eternal chain."

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.

Furious activity is no substitute for understanding.

One man's brain plus one other will produce one half as many ideas as one man would have produced alone. These two plus two more will produce half again as many ideas. These four plus four more begin to represent a creative meeting, and the ratio c