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The rights and interests of the laboring man will be protected and cared for not by our labor agitators, but by the Christian men to whom God in his infinite wisdom has given control of property interests of the country, and upon the successful manag

Barry Dave


It is bad luck to be superstitious.

Barry Dave


There are people who find it odd to eat four or five Chinese meals in a row; in China, I often remind them, there are a billion or so people who find nothing odd about it.

Barry Dave


Bingo, gas station, hamburger with a side order of airplane noise, and you'll be Gary, Indiana.

Barry Dave


One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

Barry Dave


What excuses stand in your way? How can you eliminate them?

Barry Dave


Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits.

Barry Dave


A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!

Barry Dave


You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write.

Barry Dave


Mundus vult decipi decipiatur ergo.

Barry Dave


There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it reluctantly.

Barry Dave


The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.

Barry Dave


If a man has a strong faith he can indulge in the luxury of skepticism.

Barry Dave


Look ere ye leap.

Barry Dave


The world has many unintentionally cruel mechanisms that are not designed for people who walk on their hands.

Barry Dave


Dear Ann Landers: My husband watches the TV preachers every Sunday. He claims one minister said there are 350 different sins. My husband wants to know if you can get the list. He thinks he is missing something.

Barry Dave


Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?

Barry Dave


Its name is Public Opinion. It is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God.

Barry Dave


It has long been noticed that juries are pitiless for robbery and full of indulgence for infanticide. A question of interest, my dear Sir! The jury is afraid of being robbed and has passed the age when it could be a victim of infanticide.

Barry Dave


Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.

Barry Dave


The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

Barry Dave


You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.

Barry Dave


Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.

Barry Dave


I just asked myself... what would John DeLorean do?

Barry Dave


You can never do just one thing.

Barry Dave


Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!".

Barry Dave


Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.

Barry Dave


The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.

Barry Dave


You don't move to Edina, you achieve Edina.

Barry Dave


What kind of sordid business are you on now? I mean, man, whither goest thou? Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night?

Barry Dave


Illusion is the first of all pleasures.

Barry Dave


Life is like a 10 speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Barry Dave


I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in his courtship. I like a state of continual becoming, with a goal in front and not behin

Barry Dave


Kindness is the beginning of cruelty.

Barry Dave


We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

Barry Dave


Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers. One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She

Barry Dave


If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.

Barry Dave


A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator.

Barry Dave


The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.

Barry Dave


A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

Barry Dave


Everything is possible. Pass the word.

Barry Dave


In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he received $20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has not spoken with Roberts for several years. Off the record, God has stated that "If I had w

Barry Dave


Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know that he is.

Barry Dave


Once I belonged to a group that really had THE WORD. I fought like hell for them. But another group came along and exposed the word of my group as shallow and degenerate. They had a better word. So I quit the first group and lost all the friends

Barry Dave


[Maturity consists in the discovery that] there comes a critical moment where everything is reversed, after which the point becomes to understand more and more that there is something which cannot be understood.

Barry Dave


The true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, and not to be mentioned with commoner things. It is chief of the world's luxuries, king by the grace of God over all the fruits of the earth. When one has tasted it, he knows what the angels eat. It wa

Barry Dave


It doesn't matter whether you win or lose

Barry Dave


Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.

Barry Dave


The price of success in philosophy is triviality.

Barry Dave


Rebellion lay in his way, and he found it.

Dave Barry





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