The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist "Jack."

There is no doubt that my lawyer is honest. For example, when he filed his income tax return last year, he declared half of his salary as 'unearned income.'

Alas, I am dying beyond my means.

Many of the characters are fools and they are always playing tricks on me and treating me badly.

We know next to nothing about virtually everything. It is not necessary to know the origin of the universe; it is necessary to want to know. Civilization depends not on any particular knowledge, but on the disposition to crave knowledge.