A society in which women are taught anything but the management of a family, the care of men, and the creation of the future generation is a society which is on its way out.

Some people say a front-engine car handles best. Some people say a rear-engine car handles best. I say a rented car handles best.

If happiness is in your destiny, you need not be in a hurry.

An older student came to Otis and said, "I have been to see a great number of teachers and I have given up a great number of pleasures. I have fasted, been celibate and stayed awake nights seeking enlightenment. I have given up everything I was aske

A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should be shot on sight. Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she deserved.