Forgive and forget.

A dream will always triumph over reality, once it is given the chance.

"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?" "Whattaya need?" "Oh, about $500." "Whattaya got for collateral?" "Whattaya need?" "How about an eye?"

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.

Those who do things in a noble spirit of self-sacrifice are to be avoided at all costs.

God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal.

Once he had one leg in the White House and the nation trembled under his roars. Now he is a tinpot pope in the Coca-Cola belt and a brother to the forlorn pastors who belabor halfwits in galvanized iron tabernacles behind the railroad yards."

God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.

If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.

There must be more to life than having everything.

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

If there were a school for, say, sheet metal workers, that after three years left its graduates as unprepared for their careers as does law school, it would be closed down in a minute, and no doubt by lawyers.

Do not despair of life. You have no doubt force enough to overcome your obstacles. Think of the fox prowling through wood and field in a winter night for something to satisfy his hunger. Notwithstanding cold and hounds and traps, his race survives

Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.