Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours.

Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying.

Fear is the greatest salesman.

I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4 o'clock.

Fast ship? You mean you've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?

Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

If the colleges were better, if they really had it, you would need to get the police at the gates to keep order in the inrushing multitude. See in college how we thwart the natural love of learning by leaving the natural method of teaching what each

Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all.

If you would know the value of money, go try to borrow some.

For fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions: We think that we may take judicial notice of the fact that the term "bitch" may imply some feeling of endearment when applied to a female of the canine species but that it is seldom, if ever, so used whe

Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant.

The seven deadly sins ... Food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability and children. Nothing can lift those seven milestones from man's neck but money; and the spirit cannot soar until the milestones are lifted.

The lawgiver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance. He of all men should behave as though the law compelled him. But it is the universal weakness of mankind that what we are given to administer we presently imagine we own.