"Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under Communism, it's just the opposite."

The most disagreeable thing that your worst enemy says to your face does not approach what your best friends say behind your back.

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work.

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

In childhood a woman must be subject to her father; in youth to her husband; when her husband is dead, to her sons. A woman must never be free of subjugation.

As long as I am mayor of this city [Jersey City, New Jersey] the great industries are secure. We hear about constitutional rights, free speech and the free press. Every time I hear these words I say to myself, "That man is a Red, that man is a Comm

It shall be unlawful for any suspicious person to be within the municipality.

All kings is mostly rapscallions.

Small things make base men proud.

To accuse others for one's own misfortunes is a sign of want of education. To accuse oneself shows that one's education has begun. To accuse neither oneself nor others shows that one's education is complete.

Historians have now definitely established that Juan Cabrillo, discoverer of California, was not looking for Kansas, thus setting a precedent that continues to this day.

HR 3128. Omnibus Budget Reconciliation, Fiscal 1986. Martin, R-Ill., motion that the House recede from its disagreement to the Senate amendment making changes in the bill to reduce fiscal 1986 deficits. The Senate amendment was an amendment to the

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.