If there were a school for, say, sheet metal workers, that after three years left its graduates as unprepared for their careers as does law school, it would be closed down in a minute, and no doubt by lawyers.

XLI: The more one produces, the less one gets. XLII: Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing. XLIII: Hardware works best when it matters the least. XLIV: Aircraft flight in the 21st century will always be in a we

A word to the wise is enough.

We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and who, content with his life, can retire from the world like a satisfied guest.

You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school.

The seven deadly sins ... Food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability and children. Nothing can lift those seven milestones from man's neck but money; and the spirit cannot soar until the milestones are lifted.

"Well, it's garish, ugly, and derelicts have used it for a toilet. The rides are dilapidated to the point of being lethal, and could easily maim or kill innocent little children." "Oh, so you don't like it?" "Don't like it? I'm CRAZY for it."

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

To listen to some devout people, one would imagine that God never laughs.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

Before you ask more questions, think about whether you really want to know the answers.

Well, the handwriting is on the floor.

In breeding cattle you need one bull for every twenty-five cows, unless the cows are known sluts.

Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.