With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us.

The only excuse for God is that he doesn't exist.

Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well.

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.

"Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence"

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *___and* fresher

Only those who leisurely approach that which the masses are busy about can be busy about that which the masses take leisurely.

"If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far."

Just remember, wherever you go, there you are.

Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.

When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know who have gone to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life.

Furious activity is no substitute for understanding.

Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a great crystal river. Each creature in its own manner clung tightly to the twigs and rocks of the river bottom, for clinging was their way of life, and resisting the current what each had

I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything!