Any road followed to its end leads precisely nowhere. Climb the mountain just a little to test it's a mountain. From the top of the mountain, you cannot see the mountain.

The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money.

We have lingered long enough on the shores of the Cosmic Ocean.

She applies her lipstick in spite of its contents: "greasy rouge, containing crushed and dried insect corpses for coloring, beeswax for stiffness, and olive oil to help it flow - the latter having the unfortunate tendency to go rancid several hours a

He who despairs over an event is a coward, but he who holds hopes for the human condition is a fool.

Truth never comes into the world but like a bastard, to the ignominy of him that brought her birth.

By the middle 1880's, practically all the roads except those in the South, were of the present standard gauge. The southern roads were still five feet between rails. It was decided to change the gauge of all southern roads to standard, in one day

Walking on water wasn't built in a day.

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.

A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator.

May you live in uninteresting times.

"Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred."

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks.