There but for the grace of God, goes God.

I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing...

Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.

Necessity has no law.

Catharsis is something I associate with pornography and crossword puzzles.

No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it.

Education and religion are two things not regulated by supply and demand. The less of either the people have, the less they want.

He that bringeth a present, findeth the door open.

Hark ye, Clinker, you are a most notorious offender. You stand convicted of sickness, hunger, wretchedness, and want.

I see where we are starting to pay some attention to our neigbors to the south. We could never understand why Mexico wasn't just crazy about us; for we have always had their good will, and oil and minerals, at heart.

When we jumped into Sicily, the units became separated, and I couldn't find anyone. Eventually I stumbled across two colonels, a major, three captains, two lieutenants, and one rifleman, and we secured the bridge. Never in the history of war have s

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

The meek shall inherit the earth, but *not* its mineral rights.

There is no proverb that is not true.