Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?

VII. Certain bodies can pass through solid walls painted to resemble tunnel entrances; others cannot. This trompe l'oeil inconsistency has baffled generations, but at least it is known that whoever paints an entrance on a wall's surface to

History is nothing but a collection of fables and useless trifles, cluttered up with a mass of unnecessary figures and proper names.

Television is now so desperately hungry for material that it is scraping the top of the barrel.

This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force.

Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign.

You k'n hide de fier, but w'at you gwine do wid de smoke?

We're living in a golden age. All you need is gold.

With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us.

My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.

One of your most ancient writers, a historian named Herodotus, tells of a thief who was to be executed. As he was taken away he made a bargain with the king: in one year he would teach the king's favorite horse to sing hymns. The other prisoners wa

Recently deceased blues guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan "comes to" after his death. He sees Jimi Hendrix sitting next to him, tuning his guitar. "Holy cow," he thinks to himself, "this guy is my idol." Over at the microphone, about to sing, are Jim Mo

"Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around, I'd rather lie around. No contest."

If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.