Men's skin is different from women's skin. It is usually bigger, and it has more snakes tattooed on it. Also, if you examine a woman's skin very closely, inch by inch, starting at her shapely ankles, then gently tracing the slender curve of her cal

It is not doing the thing we like to do, but liking the thing we have to do, that makes life blessed.

What you don't know won't help you much either.

For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.

I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

Man is the measure of all things.

"What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?"

Anything is possible on paper.

"You mean, if you allow the master to be uncivil, to treat you any old way he likes, and to insult your dignity, then he may deem you fit to hear his view of things?" "Quite the contrary. You must defend your integrity, assuming you have integrit

Every person, all the events in your life are there because you have drawn them there. What you choose to do with them is up to you.

I BET WHAT HAPPENED was they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then that night, they burned the wheel.

Nothing succeeds like success.

If a fool persists in his folly he shall become wise.

... but as records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge to mankind. The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women were convicted of witch

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Like, if I'm not for me, then fer shure, like who will be? And if, y'know, if I'm not like fer anyone else, then hey, I mean, what am I? And if not now, like I dunno, maybe like when? And if not Who, then I dunno, maybe like the Rolling Stones?

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.

Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five. The reason is that very few people do anything creative before the age of thirty-five.

The price of success in philosophy is triviality.

If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.

In spite of everything, I still believe that people are good at heart.