Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.

I consider a new device or technology to have been culturally accepted when it has been used to commit a murder.

Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth.

Dignity is like a flag. It flaps in a storm.

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.

The only promotion rules I can think of are that a sense of shame is to be avoided at all costs and there is never any reason for a hustler to be less cunning than more virtuous men. Oh yes ... whenever you think you've got something really great, a

No group of professionals meets except to conspire against the public at large.

I knew her before she was a virgin.

Time goes, you say? Ah no! Time stays, *we* go.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

But, for my own part, it was Greek to me.

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not advice, it is merely custom.

For years a secret shame destroyed my peace

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.

"You would do well not to imagine profundity," he said. "Anything that seems of momentous occasion should be dwelt upon as though it were of slight note. Conversely, trivialities must be attended to with the greatest of care. Because death is moment

When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.

Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously; and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously.

The farther you go, the less you know.

The Anglo-Saxon conscience does not prevent the Anglo-Saxon from sinning, it merely prevents him from enjoying his sin.

Only those who leisurely approach that which the masses are busy about can be busy about that which the masses take leisurely.

Faith is under the left nipple.