My only love sprung from my only hate! Too early seen unknown, and known too late!

So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of money?

I have nothing but utter contempt for the courts of this land.

The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.

"What are you watching?" "I don't know." "Well, what's happening?" "I'm not sure... I think the guy in the hat did something terrible." "Why are you watching it?" "You're so analytical. Sometimes you just have to let art flow over you."

When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.

[The French Riviera is] a sunny place for shady people.

How apt the poor are to be proud.

The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul is: WHAT DOES A WOMAN WANT?

Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all... they become lawyers.

In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel.

Plato, by the way, wanted to banish all poets from his proposed Utopia because they were liars. The truth was that Plato knew philosophers couldn't compete successfully with poets.

The world wants to be deceived.

Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.

Use an accordion. Go to jail.

We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster. It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.

What you want, what you're hanging around in the world waiting for, is for something to occur to you.

There is always something new out of Africa.

There is no sin but ignorance.

An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.