You have all eternity to be cautious in when you're dead.

A man's house is his castle.

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax.

Too much is just enough.

"... gentlemen do not read each other's mail."

The chief enemy of creativity is "good" sense

If you sell diamonds, you cannot expect to have many customers. But a diamond is a diamond even if there are no customers.

A woman's a woman until the day she dies, but a man's only a man as long as he can.

Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.

When I first arrived in this country I had only fifteen cents in my pocket and a willingness to compromise.

A political man can have as his aim the realization of freedom, but he has no means to realize it other than through violence.

Yevtushenko has... an ego that can crack crystal at a distance of twenty feet.

Pauca sed matura. [Few but excellent.]

Joe Cool always spends the first two weeks at college sailing his frisbee.

San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was.

"Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around, I'd rather lie around. No contest."

Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.

What a strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

Don't guess

Never promise more than you can perform.