She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

Furious activity is no substitute for understanding.

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About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

It is one thing to praise discipline, and another to submit to it.

Poverty must have its satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

Our swords shall play the orators for us.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.

"Are you police officers?" "No, ma'am. We're musicians."

If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life.

Anything anybody can say about America is true.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

What we do not understand we do not possess.

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

Most general statements are false, including this one.

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Keep cool, but don't freeze.

The most disagreeable thing that your worst enemy says to your face does not approach what your best friends say behind your back.

There are no answers, only cross-references.

Old men are fond of giving good advice to console themselves for their inability to set a bad example.

Once, I read that a man be never stronger than when he truly realizes how weak he is.

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