Please try to limit the amount of "this room doesn't have any bazingas" until you are told that those rooms are "punched out." Once punched out, we have a right to complain about atrocities, missing bazingas, and such.

You can never do just one thing.

Praise the sea; on shore remain.

No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it.

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.

What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.

You see, I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. A fool takes in all the lumber of every sort he comes across, so that the knowledge which might be useful to

If I love you, what business is it of yours?

It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.

I just asked myself... what would John DeLorean do?

The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization.

There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless. Observe the ass, for instance: his character is about perfect, he is the choicest spirit among all the humbler animals, yet see what rid

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.

History is nothing but a collection of fables and useless trifles, cluttered up with a mass of unnecessary figures and proper names.

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

Let him choose out of my files, his projects to accomplish.

The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.

Honesty's the best policy.

Don't get mad, get even.

April 1 This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.

I am a man: nothing human is alien to me.