Here's to women. Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, scratch where it itches.

It is imperative when flying coach that you restrain any tendency toward the vividly imaginative. For although it may momentarily appear to be the case, it is not at all likely that the cabin is entirely inhabited by crying babies smoking inexpensiv

I know on which side my bread is buttered.

The Worst Jury A murder trial at Manitoba in February 1978 was well advanced, when one juror revealed that he was completely deaf and did not have the remotest clue what was happening. The judge, Mr. Justice Solomon, asked him if he had heard any

The only problem with seeing too much is that it makes you insane.

Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.

"Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work"

"Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As you can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney. Do you have a car or a job? Do you ever

There's no such thing as a free lunch.

Love the sea? I dote upon it

It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is. If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It isn't our's either. It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs.

If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

If a shameless woman expects to be defiled and then dies of her fierce love because you do not consent, will chastity also be homicide?

What makes you think graduate school is supposed to be satisfying?

Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote.

"Necessity is the mother of invention" is a silly proverb. "Necessity is the mother of futile dodges" is much nearer the truth.

"Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred."

We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and who, content with his life, can retire from the world like a satisfied guest.

Alas, I am dying beyond my means.

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.

An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.