No is no negative in a woman's mouth.

Public use of any portable music system is a virtually guaranteed indicator of sociopathic tendencies.

The rights and interests of the laboring man will be protected and cared for not by our labor agitators, but by the Christian men to whom God in his infinite wisdom has given control of property interests of the country, and upon the successful manag

Television is now so desperately hungry for material that it is scraping the top of the barrel.

The future not being born, my friend, we will abstain from baptizing it.

I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear.

It looks like it's up to me to save our skins. Get into that garbage chute, flyboy!

If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience, it might well prolong his life.

When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.

A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.

Like, if I'm not for me, then fer shure, like who will be? And if, y'know, if I'm not like fer anyone else, then hey, I mean, what am I? And if not now, like I dunno, maybe like when? And if not Who, then I dunno, maybe like the Rolling Stones?

Fortune's Guide to Freshman Notetaking: WHEN THE PROFESSOR SAYS: YOU WRITE: Probably the greatest quality of the poetry John Milton

There is no proverb that is not true.

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That Xanthippe's husband should have become so great a philosopher is remarkable. Amid all the scolding, to be able to think! But he could not write: that was impossible. Socrates has not left us a single book.

Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.