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Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!".
 Ambrose Bierce
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient
evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
 Ambrose Bierce
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
 Ambrose Bierce
"Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As you
can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height
on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney. Do you have a car
or a job? Do you ever Ambrose Bierce
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
 Ambrose Bierce
The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that
will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.
 Ambrose Bierce
Have the courage to take your own thoughts seriously, for they will shape you.
 Bierce
Ambrose
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
 Bierce
Ambrose
There is no doubt that my lawyer is honest. For example, when he
filed his income tax return last year, he declared half of his salary
as 'unearned income.'
 Bierce
Ambrose
The Bible says that woman was the last thing God made. Evidently He made
her on Saturday night. She reveals his fatigue.
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Ambrose
The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged anti-Soviet
themes in American advertising, lodged an official protest this week
against the Ford Motor Company's new campaign: "Hey you stinking, fat
Russian, get off my Ford Escort."
 Bierce
Ambrose
We should realize that a city is better off with bad laws, so long as they
remain fixed, then with good laws that are constantly being altered, that
the lack of learning combined with sound common sense is more helpful than
the kind of cleverness th Bierce Ambrose
One learns to itch where one can scratch.
 Bierce Ambrose
Solipsists of the World... you are already united.
 Bierce Ambrose
The ultimate game show will be the one where somebody gets killed at the end.
 Bierce Ambrose
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted
armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.
 Bierce Ambrose
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A society in which women are taught anything but the management of a family,
the care of men, and the creation of the future generation is a society
which is on its way out.
 Hubbard L. Ron
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