Mundus vult decipi decipiatur ergo.

I will make you shorter by the head.

What we need in this country, instead of Daylight Savings Time, which nobody really understands anyway, is a new concept called Weekday Morning Time, whereby at 7 a.m. every weekday we go into a space-launch-style "hold" for two to three hours, durin

If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

Great acts are made up of small deeds.

Would that my hand were as swift as my tongue.

Out of sight is out of mind.

Well, you know, no matter where you go, there you are.

To lead people, you must follow behind.

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The first rule of all intelligent tinkering is to keep all the parts.

Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.

You can fool all the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

Hotels are tired of getting ripped off. I checked into a hotel and they had towels from my house.

If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.

God gave man two ears and one tongue so that we listen twice as much as we speak.