If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life.

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Confucius say too much.

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post how it feels about dogs.

Sorry 'bout that sweat, honey. That's just holy water.

"Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As you can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney. Do you have a car or a job? Do you ever

When you die, you lose a very important part of your life.

The tree in which the sap is stagnant remains fruitless.

Life is the childhood of our immortality.

The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.

There is no comfort without pain; thus we define salvation through suffering.

Life is like a 10 speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

Catharsis is something I associate with pornography and crossword puzzles.

Comparing information and knowledge is like asking whether the fatness of a pig is more or less green than the designated hitter rule."

A woman who is unfaithful deserves to be shot.