Ninety percent of the time things turn out worse than you thought they would. The other ten percent of the time you had no right to expect that much.

She applies her lipstick in spite of its contents: "greasy rouge, containing crushed and dried insect corpses for coloring, beeswax for stiffness, and olive oil to help it flow - the latter having the unfortunate tendency to go rancid several hours a

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

One hundred women are not worth a single testicle.

When you die, you lose a very important part of your life.

Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?

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