Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

One man's Mede is another man's Persian.

The universe is made of stories, not of atoms.

Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?

In case of fire, stand in the hall and shout "Fire!"

If there were a school for, say, sheet metal workers, that after three years left its graduates as unprepared for their careers as does law school, it would be closed down in a minute, and no doubt by lawyers.

If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.