If you hype something and it succeeds, you're a genius

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

The philosopher's treatment of a question is like the treatment of an illness.

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stay there, lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again - and that is well; but also she will never

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

"Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong."