Men's skin is different from women's skin. It is usually bigger, and it has more snakes tattooed on it. Also, if you examine a woman's skin very closely, inch by inch, starting at her shapely ankles, then gently tracing the slender curve of her cal

An honest tale speeds best being plainly told.

L'hazard ne favorise que l'esprit prepare.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive!

The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the image of Englishmen.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Luck, that's when preparation and opportunity meet.