Well, we'll really have a party, but we've gotta post a guard outside.

Take the folks at Coca-Cola. For many years, they were content to sit back and make the same old carbonated beverage. It was a good beverage, no question about it; generations of people had grown up drinking it and doing the experiment in sixth gr

The USA is so enormous, and so numerous are its schools, colleges and religious seminaries, many devoted to special religious beliefs ranging from the unorthodox to the dotty, that we can hardly wonder at its yielding a more bounteous harvest of gobb

What fools these mortals be.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.

The future not being born, my friend, we will abstain from baptizing it.