Reality is bad enough, why should I tell the truth?

Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to exactly the point of most pressure.

It has been said [by Anatole France], "it is not by amusing oneself that one learns," and, in reply: "it is *____only* by amusing oneself that one can learn."

"There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial: both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney would be allowed to talk to the jury for three minutes about little things that annoyed him during the trial."

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

I never cheated an honest man, only rascals. They wanted something for nothing. I gave them nothing for something.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

Paradise is exactly like where you are right now ... only much, much better.