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The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job
application form.
Butler
Samuel
Alas, I am dying beyond my means.
Butler
Samuel
Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women.
They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.
Butler
Samuel
When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff.
Butler
Samuel
If we don't survive, we don't do anything else.
Butler
Samuel
"If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think
little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and
Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination."
Butler
Samuel
I love treason but hate a traitor.
Butler Samuel
Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
Samuel Butler
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Random Quote
Never take a resume seriously. Resumes only make money for the
people who write the resumes. No resume ever tells an employer how many
times a job applicant has had the clap.
Why, indeed, would anyone hire a person based on a resume written
by a 
Baja Dan Jenkins
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