I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

We're constantly being bombarded by insulting and humiliating music, which people are making for you the way they make those Wonder Bread products. Just as food can be bad for your system, music can be bad for your spirtual and emotional feelings. I

Art is anything you can get away with.

What!? Me worry?

New Jersey is not the armpit of the nation; it's the asshole of the universe.

To listen to some devout people, one would imagine that God never laughs.

Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.

I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything!