There are no physicists in the hottest parts of hell, because the existence of a "hottest part" implies a temperature difference, and any marginally competent physicist would immediately use this to run a heat engine and make some other part of hell

A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

A man who cannot seduce men cannot save them either.

What you want, what you're hanging around in the world waiting for, is for something to occur to you.

The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as his Father, in the womb of a virgin will be classified with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter. But we may hope that the dawn of reason and

All art is but imitation of nature.

Television is now so desperately hungry for material that it is scraping the top of the barrel.