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Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little
more time for dreaming.
Butler
Samuel
All men know the utility of useful things;
but they do not know the utility of futility.
Butler
Samuel
Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick
your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as
Mental Anguish. You would sue:
* The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions
Butler
Samuel
Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these.
Butler
Samuel
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Butler
Samuel
Forgive and forget.
Butler
Samuel
It has long been noticed that juries are pitiless for robbery and full of
indulgence for infanticide. A question of interest, my dear Sir! The jury
is afraid of being robbed and has passed the age when it could be a victim
of infanticide.
Butler Samuel
Historians have now definitely established that Juan Cabrillo, discoverer
of California, was not looking for Kansas, thus setting a precedent that
continues to this day.
Samuel Butler
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Random Quote
I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I
will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all
Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they
teach. Oh, tell me that I may s
Dickens
Charles
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