Anything that is worth doing has been done frequently. Things hitherto undone should be given, I suspect, a wide berth.

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all... they become lawyers.

Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of government, therefore,

Flame on!

It has long been noticed that juries are pitiless for robbery and full of indulgence for infanticide. A question of interest, my dear Sir! The jury is afraid of being robbed and has passed the age when it could be a victim of infanticide.