We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

Anything that is worth doing has been done frequently. Things hitherto undone should be given, I suspect, a wide berth.

Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is liked getting kicked out of the Book-of-the-Month Club.

Praise the sea; on shore remain.

Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of government, therefore,

An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.