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Genius is pain.

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.