Plastic... Aluminum... These are the inheritors of the Universe! Flesh and Blood have had their day... and that day is past!

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

Ninety percent of the time things turn out worse than you thought they would. The other ten percent of the time you had no right to expect that much.

Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.

... a thing called Ethics, whose nature was confusing but if you had it you were a High-Class Realtor and if you hadn't you were a shyster, a piker and a fly-by-night. These virtues awakened Confidence and enabled you to handle Bigger Propositions.

The man-hating woman, like the cold woman, is largely imaginary. She is simply a woman who has done her best to snare a man and has failed.

When I first arrived in this country I had only fifteen cents in my pocket and a willingness to compromise.

I dote on his very absence.

May you live in uninteresting times.

Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours.

When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff.

We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength. But there was also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a French restaurant. [...] I could not tell the girl about the woman of the tollway, of her milk w

I have a dream. I have a dream that one day, on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slaveowners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.