Remember that there is an outside world to see and enjoy.

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room with

"You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten."

The superfluous is very necessary.

Given a choice between grief and nothing, I'd choose grief.

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ... in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their

Now, you might ask, "How do I get one of those complete home tool sets for under $4?" An excellent question. Go to one of those really cheap discount stores where they sell plastic furniture in colors visible from the planet Neptune and where they

The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Genius is pain.

Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing.

The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of management is that success equals skill.

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

There is no fool to the old fool.

He that composes himself is wiser than he that composes a book.