America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism to decadence without touching civilization.

If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.

A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.

Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that the nastiest of men, for the nastiest of reasons, will somehow work for the benefit of us all.

In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

Thieves respect property; they merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.