Plato, by the way, wanted to banish all poets from his proposed Utopia because they were liars. The truth was that Plato knew philosophers couldn't compete successfully with poets.

Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks.

The fashion wears out more apparel than the man.

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

I am just a nice, clean-cut Mongolian boy.