If a guru falls in the forest with no one to hear him, was he really a guru at all?

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.

It doesn't matter whether you win or lose

Not to laugh, not to lament, not to curse, but to understand.

I am a man: nothing human is alien to me.

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.