I love treason but hate a traitor.

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

Live fast, die young, and leave a flat patch of fur on the highway!

The only alliance I would make with the Women's Liberation Movement is in bed.

The sooner you make your first 5000 mistakes, the sooner you will be able to correct them.

No small art is it to sleep: it is necessary for that purpose to keep awake all day.