"What the hell are you getting so upset about? I thought you didn't believe in God." "I don't," she sobbed, bursting violently into tears, "but the God I don't believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God. He's not the mean and stupid Go

They're giving bank robbing a bad name.

Sorry 'bout that sweat, honey. That's just holy water.

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

All men know the utility of useful things; but they do not know the utility of futility.

"Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'? I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing."