Given a choice between grief and nothing, I'd choose grief.

If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.

Let me assure you that to us here at First National, you're not just a number. Youre two numbers, a dash, three more numbers, another dash and another number.

Ask not for whom the Bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate.

Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

"We're not talking about the same thing," he said. "For you the world is weird because if you're not bored with it you're at odds with it. For me the world is weird because it is stupendous, awesome, mysterious, unfathomable; my interest has been to

"Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work"

"Do you think there's a God?" "Well, ____SOMEbody's out to get me!"

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.

Receiving a million dollars tax free will make you feel better than being flat broke and having a stomach ache.

The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusions.

If a thing's worth having, it's worth cheating for.

Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.

Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.

"I gained nothing at all from Supreme Enlightenment, and for that very reason it is called Supreme Enlightenment."

The whole world is a scab. The point is to pick it constructively.

If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.

"Necessity is the mother of invention" is a silly proverb. "Necessity is the mother of futile dodges" is much nearer the truth.

There is no comfort without pain; thus we define salvation through suffering.

Piece of cake!

Man is the measure of all things.

I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.