The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the number of participants.

Chapter 1 The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Life is the living you do, Death is the living you don't do.

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

Eeny, Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak!

The difference between sentiment and being sentimental is the following: Sentiment is when a driver swerves out of the way to avoid hitting a rabbit on the road. Being sentimental is when the same driver, when swerving away from the rabbit hits a pe

The trouble is, there is an endless supply of White Men, but there has always been a limited number of Human Beings.

In any country there must be people who have to die. They are the sacrifices any nation has to make to achieve law and order.

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.

It is something to be able to paint a particular picture, or to carve a statue, and so to make a few objects beautiful; but it is far more glorious to carve and paint the very atmosphere and medium through which we look, which morally we can do. T

Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well.

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.

Work Hard. Rock Hard. Eat Hard. Sleep Hard. Grow Big. Wear Glasses If You Need 'Em.

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

Better tried by twelve than carried by six.

I stick my neck out for nobody.

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.

... but as records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge to mankind. The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women were convicted of witch

Pereant, inquit, qui ante nos nostra dixerunt. [Confound those who have said our remarks before us.] or [May they perish who have expressed our bright ideas before us.]

The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

Diplomacy is the art of letting the other party have things your way.

"No job too big; no fee too big!"