The sooner you make your first 5000 mistakes, the sooner you will be able to correct them.

British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps.

Any road followed to its end leads precisely nowhere. Climb the mountain just a little to test it's a mountain. From the top of the mountain, you cannot see the mountain.

Better late than never.

The day advanced as if to light some work of mine; it was morning, and lo! now it is evening, and nothing memorable is accomplished.

What one believes to be true either is true or becomes true.

I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.

"That's no answer," Job said, "And for someone who's supposed to be omnipotent, let me tell you 'tabernacle' has only one l."

The only reward of virtue is virtue.

The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it.

If a guru falls in the forest with no one to hear him, was he really a guru at all?

What an artist dies with me!

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

In my end is my beginning.

"Do you think there's a God?" "Well, ____SOMEbody's out to get me!"

What's a cult? It just means not enough people to make a minority.

His followers called him Mahasamatman and said he was a god. He preferred to drop the Maha- and the -atman, however, and called himself Sam. He never claimed to be a god. But then, he never claimed not to be a god. Circum- stances being what they

Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.

Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force.

Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past.

What I tell you three times is true.

Why are you doing this to me? Because knowledge is torture, and there must be awareness before there is change.