I just got off the phone with Sonny Barger [President of the Hell's Angels]. He wants me to appear as a character witness for him at his murder trial and said he'd be glad to appear as a character witness on my behalf if I ever needed one. Needless

If you hype something and it succeeds, you're a genius

A word to the wise is enough.

A man is known by the company he organizes.

Forgive and forget.

The whole world is a scab. The point is to pick it constructively.

Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.

The fact that it works is immaterial.

With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us.

My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.

Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a great crystal river. Each creature in its own manner clung tightly to the twigs and rocks of the river bottom, for clinging was their way of life, and resisting the current what each had

Reality is just a convenient measure of complexity.

I know on which side my bread is buttered.

I have ways of making money that you know nothing of.

It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our offense consists in doubting it.

Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in high spirits.

Nasrudin returned to his village from the imperial capital, and the villagers gathered around to hear what had passed. "At this time," said Nasrudin, "I only want to say that the King spoke to me." All the villagers but the stupidest ran off to spr

Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

The Poems, all three hundred of them, may be summed up in one of their phrases: "Let our thoughts be correct".

No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it.

"Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong."

"If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination."