In dwelling, be close to the land. In meditation, delve deep into the heart. In dealing with others, be gentle and kind. In speech, be true. In work, be competent. In action, be careful of your timing.

Practice is the best of all instructors.

Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.

A word to the wise is enough.

There is no fool to the old fool.

That's no moon...

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.

"Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work"

When in doubt, use brute force.

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

If a fool persists in his folly he shall become wise.

Two can Live as Cheaply as One for Half as Long.

It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.

Zero Mostel: That's it baby! When you got it, flaunt it! Flaunt it!

The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it.

It is better to have loved and lost

For years a secret shame destroyed my peace

I owe the public nothing.

To have died once is enough.

It was a female that drove me to drink and I didn't even have the kindness to thank her.

Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.

Talkers are no good doers.

Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a new wearer of clothes.