An actor's a guy who if you ain't talkin' about him, ain't listening.

Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as Mental Anguish. You would sue: * The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions

There is no doubt that my lawyer is honest. For example, when he filed his income tax return last year, he declared half of his salary as 'unearned income.'

There seems no plan because it is all plan.

Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?