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The ultimate game show will be the one where somebody gets killed at the end.
Confucius
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Confucius
He's a son-of-a-bitch, but he's our son-of-a-bitch.
Confucius
Campus sidewalks never exist as the straightest line between two points.
Confucius
Many a long dispute between divines may thus be abridged: It is so. It
is not so. It is so. It is not so.
Confucius
If they were so inclined, they could impeach him because they don't like
his necktie.
Confucius
Why, every one as they like; as the good woman said when she kissed her cow.
Confucius
"Here's the holiday schedule for Monday's observation of Martin Luther
King Jr.'s birthday, when the following will be closed:
* Governmental offices
* Post offices
* Libraries
* Schools
* Banks
* Parts of Palm Beach
and the mind of SeConfucius
He thinks the Gettysburg Address is where Lincoln lived.
Confucius
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Random Quote
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time
they make a law it's a joke.
Rogers
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