It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.

Among all savage beasts, none is found so harmful as woman.

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

An office party is not, as is sometimes supposed the Managing Director's chance to kiss the tea-girl. It is the tea-girl's chance to kiss the Managing Director (however bizarre an ambition this may seem to anyone who has seen the Managing Director f

No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness.

True to our past we work with an inherited, observed, and accepted vision of personal futility, and of the beauty of the world.

There is a secret person undamaged within every individual.

I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.

A witty saying proves nothing.