The bone-chilling scream split the warm summer night in two, the first half being before the scream when it was fairly balmy and calm and pleasant, the second half still balmy and quite pleasant for those who hadn't heard the scream at all, but not c

By protracting life, we do not deduct one jot from the duration of death.

It's from Casablanca. I've been waiting all my life to use that line.

The Worst Musical Trio There are few bad musicians who have a chance to give a recital at a famous concert hall while still learning the rudiments of their instrument. This happened about thirty years ago to the son of a Rumanian gentleman who was

If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

I think we are in Rats' Alley where the dead men lost their bones.

The best you get is an even break.

If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.