A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.

He who fears the unknown may one day flee from his own backside.

Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

The truth is rarely pure, and never simple.

For some reason a glaze passes over people's faces when you say "Canada". Maybe we should invade South Dakota or something.

It is imperative when flying coach that you restrain any tendency toward the vividly imaginative. For although it may momentarily appear to be the case, it is not at all likely that the cabin is entirely inhabited by crying babies smoking inexpensiv

It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse a lot of people.

"Nuclear war would really set back cable."