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Everything is possible. Pass the word.

Barry Dave


The only certainty is that nothing is certain.

Barry Dave


If I had a plantation in Georgia and a home in Hell, I'd sell the plantation and go home.

Barry Dave


No evil can happen to a good man.

Barry Dave


The Soviet pre-eminence in chess can be traced to the average Russian's readiness to brood obsessively over anything, even the arrangement of some pieces of wood. Indeed, the Russians' predisposition for quiet reflection followed by sudden preventi

Barry Dave


No poet or novelist wishes he was the only one who ever lived, but most of them wish they were the only one alive, and quite a number fondly believe their wish has been granted.

Barry Dave


The white race is the cancer of history.

Barry Dave


Whenever anyone says, "theoretically," they really mean, "not really."

Barry Dave


Sometimes I wonder if I'm in my right mind. Then it passes off and I'm as intelligent as ever.

Barry Dave


In "King Henry VI, Part II," Shakespeare has Dick Butcher suggest to his fellow anti-establishment rabble-rousers, "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." That action may be extreme but a similar sentiment was expressed by Thomas K. Co

Barry Dave


Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?

Barry Dave


Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

Barry Dave


The life which is unexamined is not worth living.

Barry Dave


The Worst Jury A murder trial at Manitoba in February 1978 was well advanced, when one juror revealed that he was completely deaf and did not have the remotest clue what was happening. The judge, Mr. Justice Solomon, asked him if he had heard any

Barry Dave


It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.

Barry Dave


Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Sign on a cabin door of a Soviet Black Sea cruise liner: Helpsavering apparata in emergings behold many whistles! Associate the stringing apparata about the bosums and meet behind, flee then t

Barry Dave


The Public is merely a multiplied "me."

Barry Dave


The [Ford Foundation] is a large body of money completely surrounded by people who want some.

Barry Dave


A yawn is a silent shout.

Barry Dave


The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Cheque Enclosed."

Barry Dave


When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes.

Barry Dave


Bingo, gas station, hamburger with a side order of airplane noise, and you'll be Gary, Indiana.

Barry Dave


May you live in uninteresting times.

Barry Dave


When neither their poverty nor their honor is touched, the majority of men live content.

Barry Dave


Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

Barry Dave


Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming.

Barry Dave


Sho' they got to have it against the law. Shoot, ever'body git high, they wouldn't be nobody git up and feed the chickens. Hee-hee.

Barry Dave


I have just enough white in me to make my honesty questionable.

Barry Dave


Armenians and Azerbaijanis in Stepanakert, capital of the Nagorno-Karabakh autonomous region, rioted over much needed spelling reform in the Soviet Union.

Barry Dave


Your wig steers the gig.

Barry Dave


Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all... they become lawyers.

Barry Dave


The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.

Barry Dave


"Do you think there's a God?" "Well, ____SOMEbody's out to get me!"

Barry Dave


God help those who do not help themselves.

Barry Dave


There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.

Barry Dave


When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Barry Dave


Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever skipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious to it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an overdose of flouride as a child

Barry Dave


Live fast, die young, and leave a flat patch of fur on the highway!

Barry Dave


In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ... in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their

Barry Dave


There can be no daily democracy without daily citizenship.

Barry Dave


... we must not judge the society of the future by considering whether or not we should like to live in it; the question is whether those who have grown up in it will be happier than those who have grown up in our society or those of the past.

Barry Dave


Credit ... is the only enduring testimonial to man's confidence in man.

Barry Dave


Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist drivel; Star Trek can turn your brains to puree of bat guano; and the greatest science fiction series of all time is Doctor Who! And I'll take you all on, one-by-one or all in a bunc

Barry Dave


Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself activities, requiring only a few simple tools and a willingness to stick your arm into a clogged toilet. In fact, you can solve many home plumbing problems, such as annoying faucet drip, merely by tur

Barry Dave


Another day, another dollar.

Barry Dave


Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.

Barry Dave


One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

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She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

Barry Dave


What kind of sordid business are you on now? I mean, man, whither goest thou? Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night?

Barry Dave


Intellect annuls Fate. So far as a man thinks, he is free.

Dave Barry





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