The price one pays for pursuing any profession, or calling, is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.

"Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred."

If you would know the value of money, go try to borrow some.

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.

Anything is possible on paper.

Go ahead... make my day.