Lack of money is the root of all evil.

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

... Let me tell you who the actual "front-runners" are. On one side, you have George Bush, who is currently going through a sort of fraternity hazing wherein he has to perform a series of humiliating stunts to win the approval of the Republican Righ

Moneyliness is next to Godliness.

Imagine me going around with a pot belly. It would mean political ruin.

If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.

Long ago I proposed that unsuccessful candidates for the Presidency be quietly hanged, as a matter of public sanitation and decorum. The sight of their grief must have a very evil effect upon the young.

Naked children have never played in _o_u_r fountains, and I.M. Pei will never be happy on Route 66.