The two party system ... is a triumph of the dialectic. It showed that two could be one and one could be two and had probably been fabricated by Hegel for the American market on a subcontract from General Dynamics.

In dwelling, be close to the land. In meditation, delve deep into the heart. In dealing with others, be gentle and kind. In speech, be true. In work, be competent. In action, be careful of your timing.

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

War is like love, it always finds a way.

All men know the utility of useful things; but they do not know the utility of futility.

Tax reform means "Don't tax you, don't tax me, tax that fellow behind the tree."

If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do have a problem.

The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.