I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole.

All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.

Well, you know, no matter where you go, there you are.

The only problem with seeing too much is that it makes you insane.

It is sweet to let the mind unbend on occasion.

Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.

Paradise is exactly like where you are right now ... only much, much better.

Home is where the hurt is.