Porsche: there simply is no substitute.

Once he had one leg in the White House and the nation trembled under his roars. Now he is a tinpot pope in the Coca-Cola belt and a brother to the forlorn pastors who belabor halfwits in galvanized iron tabernacles behind the railroad yards."

My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.

"World conquerors sometimes become fools, but fools never become world conquerors."

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt.