No small art is it to sleep: it is necessary for that purpose to keep awake all day.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can read.

The bone-chilling scream split the warm summer night in two, the first half being before the scream when it was fairly balmy and calm and pleasant, the second half still balmy and quite pleasant for those who hadn't heard the scream at all, but not c

"Richard, in being so fierce toward my vampire, you were doing what you wanted to do, even though you thought it was going to hurt somebody else. He even told you he'd be hurt if..." "He was going to suck my blood!" "Which is what we do to anyone

Concerning the war in Vietnam, Senator George Aiken of Vermount noted in January, 1966, "I'm not very keen for doves or hawks. I think we need more owls."

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.