I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole.

I have had my television aerials removed. It's the moral equivalent of a prostate operation.

There are people who find it odd to eat four or five Chinese meals in a row; in China, I often remind them, there are a billion or so people who find nothing odd about it.

They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps.

Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?

Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.