Live fast, die young, and leave a flat patch of fur on the highway!

Now, you might ask, "How do I get one of those complete home tool sets for under $4?" An excellent question. Go to one of those really cheap discount stores where they sell plastic furniture in colors visible from the planet Neptune and where they

The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Cheque Enclosed."

Some women should be beaten regularly, like gongs.

Art is anything you can get away with.

He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.

It's very glamorous to raise millions of dollars, until it's time for the venture capitalist to suck your eyeballs out.