When in doubt, have a man come through the door with a gun in his hand.

Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?

Suffering alone exists, none who suffer; The deed there is, but no doer thereof; Nirvana is, but no one is seeking it; The Path there is, but none who travel it.

If there were a school for, say, sheet metal workers, that after three years left its graduates as unprepared for their careers as does law school, it would be closed down in a minute, and no doubt by lawyers.

There is no proverb that is not true.