He that is giddy thinks the world turns round.

"You mean, if you allow the master to be uncivil, to treat you any old way he likes, and to insult your dignity, then he may deem you fit to hear his view of things?" "Quite the contrary. You must defend your integrity, assuming you have integrit

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

Anybody that wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organising and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.

People who develop the habit of thinking of themselves as world citizens are fulfilling the first requirement of sanity in our time.

When the English language gets in my way, I walk over it.

There appears to be irrefutable evidence that the mere fact of overcrowding induces violence.

One good turn deserves another.

We may not be able to persuade Hindus that Jesus and not Vishnu should govern their spiritual horizon, nor Moslems that Lord Buddha is at the center of their spiritual universe, nor Hebrews that Mohammed is a major prohpet, nor Christians that Shinto

When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women. I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now."

It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our offense consists in doubting it.

"Any news from the President on a successor?" he asked hopefully. "None," Anita replied. "She's having great difficulty finding someone qualified who is willing to accept the post." "Then I stay," said Dr. Fresh. "I'm not good for much, but I c

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

Use an accordion. Go to jail.