Beggars should be no choosers.

were found to be wearing neckwear that was tighter than their neck circumference. The visual discrimination of the 22 subjects was evaluated using a critical flicker frequency (CFF) test. Results of the CFF test indicated that tight neckwear signifi

If men are not afraid to die, it is of no avail to threaten them with death. If men live in constant fear of dying, And if breaking the law means a man will be killed, Who will dare to break the law? There is always an official executioner. If

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.

There's nothing worse for your business than extra Santa Clauses smoking in the men's room.

After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled from Heaven. As he passed through the Gates, he paused a moment in thought, and turned to God and said, "A new creature called Man, I hear, is soon to be created." "This is true," He replied.

Americans' greatest fear is that America will turn out to have been a phenomenon, not a civilization.

To add insult to injury.

Some women should be beaten regularly, like gongs.

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work.

The Angels want to wear my red shoes.

If it were thought that anything I wrote was influenced by Robert Frost, I would take that particular work of mine, shred it, and flush it down the toilet, hoping not to clog the pipes. A more sententious, holding- forth old bore who expected every

I went into a bar feeling a little depressed, the bartender said, "What'll you have, Bud"? I said," I don't know, surprise me". So he showed me a nude picture of my wife.

It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.