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A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should be shot on sight. Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she deserved.

It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.

Some women should be beaten regularly, like gongs.

The Least Successful Equal Pay Advertisement In 1976 the European Economic Community pointed out to the Irish Government that it had not yet implemented the agreed sex equality legislation. The Dublin Government immediately advertised for an equal

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.

I know not how I came into this, shall I call it a dying life or a living death?

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.

Ninety percent of everything is crap.

Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.

Practice yourself what you preach.

A woman who is unfaithful deserves to be shot.

Wishing without work is like fishing without bait.

I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head.