Two can Live as Cheaply as One for Half as Long.

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.

God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.

But the greatest Electrical Pioneer of them all was Thomas Edison, who was a brilliant inventor despite the fact that he had little formal education and lived in New Jersey. Edison's first major invention in 1877, was the phonograph, which could soo

Whom the mad would destroy, first they make Gods.

Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.

Rotten wood cannot be carved.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

If it doesn't smell yet, it's pretty fresh.

Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist drivel; Star Trek can turn your brains to puree of bat guano; and the greatest science fiction series of all time is Doctor Who! And I'll take you all on, one-by-one or all in a bunc

A good scapegoat is hard to find. A guilty conscience is the mother of invention.

were found to be wearing neckwear that was tighter than their neck circumference. The visual discrimination of the 22 subjects was evaluated using a critical flicker frequency (CFF) test. Results of the CFF test indicated that tight neckwear signifi

If there were a school for, say, sheet metal workers, that after three years left its graduates as unprepared for their careers as does law school, it would be closed down in a minute, and no doubt by lawyers.