Joe Cool always spends the first two weeks at college sailing his frisbee.

"Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred."

The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm.

A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation.

God instructs the heart, not by ideas, but by pains and contradictions.

Age before beauty; and pearls before swine.

Plus ,ca change, plus c'est la m^eme chose. [The more things change, the more they remain the same.]

Credit ... is the only enduring testimonial to man's confidence in man.

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.

You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are. If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster.

Look ere ye leap.

The trouble with opportunity is that it always comes disguised as hard work.

There's no justice in this world.

We're constantly being bombarded by insulting and humiliating music, which people are making for you the way they make those Wonder Bread products. Just as food can be bad for your system, music can be bad for your spirtual and emotional feelings. I