The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

Save the Whales

I love treason but hate a traitor.

He that is giddy thinks the world turns round.

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.

The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.

Five bicycles make a volkswagen, seven make a truck.

Pereant, inquit, qui ante nos nostra dixerunt. [Confound those who have said our remarks before us.] or [May they perish who have expressed our bright ideas before us.]

"It don't matter, Sail, ... Could be worse. The fam'ly might be donatin' the proceeds to the Cath'lic Church, or the Mormons or somethin'. One cult's the same another."

One big pile is better than two little piles.

When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white men came, an Indian said simply "Ours."

During almost fifteen centuries the legal establishment of Christianity has been upon trial. What has been its fruits? More or less, in all places, pride and indolence in the clergy; ignorance and servility in the laity,; in both, superstition, bigo

Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it!

Let's remind ourselves that last year's fresh idea is today's cliche.