Dignity is like a flag. It flaps in a storm.

The true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, and not to be mentioned with commoner things. It is chief of the world's luxuries, king by the grace of God over all the fruits of the earth. When one has tasted it, he knows what the angels eat. It wa

They're giving bank robbing a bad name.

Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.

It is now 10 p.m. Do you know where Henry Kissinger is?

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.

The price of seeking to force our beliefs on others is that someday they might force their beliefs on us.

Go to the Scriptures... the joyful promises it contains will be a balsam to all your troubles.

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

Men of lofty genius when they are doing the least work are most active.

I have always noticed that whenever a radical takes to Imperialism, he catches it in a very acute form.

Some women should be beaten regularly, like gongs.

In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he received $20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has not spoken with Roberts for several years. Off the record, God has stated that "If I had w

Like, if I'm not for me, then fer shure, like who will be? And if, y'know, if I'm not like fer anyone else, then hey, I mean, what am I? And if not now, like I dunno, maybe like when? And if not Who, then I dunno, maybe like the Rolling Stones?