"...The name of the song is called 'Haddocks' Eyes'!" "Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?" Alice said, trying to feel interested. "No, you don't understand," the Knight said, looking a little vexed. "That's what the name is called. The nam

There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless. Observe the ass, for instance: his character is about perfect, he is the choicest spirit among all the humbler animals, yet see what rid

A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator.

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.

Luck can't last a lifetime, unless you die young.

"What was the worst thing you've ever done?" "I won't tell you that, but I'll tell you the worst thing that ever happened to me... the most dreadful thing."

Not to laugh, not to lament, not to curse, but to understand.

Catharsis is something I associate with pornography and crossword puzzles.

Mankind is poised midway between the gods and the beasts.

Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign.

To err is human, to repent, divine, to persist, devilish.

For thee the wonder-working earth puts forth sweet flowers.

The lawgiver, of all beings, most owes the law allegiance. He of all men should behave as though the law compelled him. But it is the universal weakness of mankind that what we are given to administer we presently imagine we own.

The possession of a book becomes a substitute for reading it.