If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.

It is ridiculous to call this an industry. This is not. This is rat eat rat, dog eat dog. I'll kill 'em, and I'm going to kill 'em before they kill me. You're talking about the American way of survival of the fittest.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."

Words have a longer life than deeds.

He that teaches himself has a fool for a master.

Every person, all the events in your life are there because you have drawn them there. What you choose to do with them is up to you.

I went into a bar feeling a little depressed, the bartender said, "What'll you have, Bud"? I said," I don't know, surprise me". So he showed me a nude picture of my wife.

Corrupt, stupid grasping functionaries will make at least as big a muddle of socialism as stupid, selfish and acquisitive employers can make of capitalism.

An older student came to Otis and said, "I have been to see a great number of teachers and I have given up a great number of pleasures. I have fasted, been celibate and stayed awake nights seeking enlightenment. I have given up everything I was aske

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try to terrorize the reader. But if I find that I cannot terrify, I will try to horrify, and if I find that I cannot horrify, I'll go for the gross-out.

Conscience doth make cowards of us all.

The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.

How should they answer?

We are anthill men upon an anthill world.